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YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS!
The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.
JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD
ARLINGTON, TX – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.
PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT
SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out in the wild card race, decided to sell their souls to the devil.
KATE HUDSON PISSED AT CAMERON DIAZ
NEW YORK, NY – One baseball star is just “playing the field” and has blondes fighting over him!
YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM
NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…
BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.
MILEY CYRUS A-ROD MOVIE?
BURBANK, CA – ESPN’s parent company, Walt Disney, is in discussions to create a made-for-TV movie about the rise and fall of Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.
ORTIZ FINALLY SCORES
BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.
