PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.

MARBLEHEAD, MA — An empty Massachusetts house called police for help.

NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!

CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.