TIGER WOODS ENGAGED!
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.
Tag Archives: 9/11
HAUNTED HOUSE CALLS 911
MARBLEHEAD, MA — An empty Massachusetts house called police for help.
TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA’S DEATH CERTIFICATE!
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!
BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.
