Tag Archive | "2012"

EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!

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NASA scientists reportedly have confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of 2012.

FEBRUARY 2012 RECEIVES 2 EXTRA DAYS

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WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has approved the addition of two days to the month of February in the 2012 calendar.

YEAR OF THE DRAGON: PREDICTIONS

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Celebrations are kicking off to welcome the Year of the Dragon, the new Lunar Year. There are many predictions for 2012.

MAYANS HAD CONTACT WITH ALIENS

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MEXICO CITY – A new documentary about Mayan civilization proves they made contact with extraterrestrials.

DOOMSDAY CLOCK APPROACHES MIDNIGHT!

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It’s official. The world is getting closer to the apocalypse.

CALLISTA GINGRICH IS A STEPFORD WIFE!

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PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.

MAYAN RUINS IN GEORGIA

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Archeologists Georgia are claiming that they have discovered some ancient Mayan ruins.

MAYANS BEGIN APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN!

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MEXICO CITY – There’s only 51 weeks before Dec. 21, 2012, the day the Maya say the world will end!

PORN STUDIO BUILDS BUNKER FOR ALIEN ATTACK

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LOS ANGELES — An adult entertainment studio is building an underground bunker in anticipation of the alien attack in November.

MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC

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NEW HAMSPHIRE – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michelle Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.