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BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS


NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.

Brett Favre’s agents are fielding offers from Viagra and Cialis to be their spokesman.  According to some “insiders” Brett is a perfect match for these erectile dysfunction products.

“Brett Favre is an ideal candidate for the Cialis brand. He’s fit, attractive, aggressive, and now retired! This market share continues to be underserved and underrepresented. With a deluge of baby boomers confronting retirement and their own sexual stumbling blocks, it makes perfect sense to make Favre the face of Cialis,” explains Judy Schwartz, head of GlaxoSmithKline’s product marketing division.

While the Cialis people claim to have contacted him first, Viagra execs were just as eager to pounce on a potential Favre deal.

According to Viagra’s vice president of public relations Stefan Sondbeim, “In the ED drug hall of fame, Viagra is the first inductee. Brett wants to maintain his legendary status both on and off the field. The only choice for him is Viagra. And frankly, he needs a change of scene. He’s done with the locker room. He’s about to enter a new world of opportunity, on all fronts. It’s a dream come true for the man. He needs to be prepared and ready.”

Both lifestyle medications have been in search of a new face. Favre could bring some unexpected excitement to the lucrative erectile dysfunction market. And it may be his only chance to cash in on his fame and his story. In light of his official retirement and recent harassment scandals, there has been much speculation as to Favre’s next move. At one time, network news execs pinned the star quarterback as a future Sunday sportscaster. That possibility now seems distant.

The NFL is also chiming in. They want Favre out of sight and out of mind. They’re getting the word out to the entire media circuit: no television deals, no book deals, no movie deals.

“Favre is going to need some cash. From what I hear, the lawsuits are just warming up. He’s the Tiger Woods of the NFL,” claims an anonymous NFL representative.

Sondbeim at Viagra couldn’t be happier upon hearing the latest comment from the NFL. “The Tiger Woods of the NFL? That is wonderful news, just wonderful! Wonderful for Viagra and ultimately for men everywhere!”