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BROCK LESNAR VS. BAT BOY


ANAHEIM – Brock Lesnar has challenged Bat Boy to a cage match!

Right after his crushing defeat last night to Cain Velasquez, Brock Lesnar announced that he’d like to fight Bat Boy next.

Last night Brock Lesnar lost the UFC heavyweight crown to Cain Velasquez.   It was a humiliating loss for Lesnar who had a twenty pound advantage over Velasquez.  But Lesnar just couldn’t keep up with him.

Cain Velasquez became the first Mexican-American heavyweight champion in combat sports history after disposing of the “unstoppable” Brock Lesnar.

After the match, there was some speculation that Lesnar would take on the WWE champion, The Undertaker, but Lesnar denied those rumors.  Instead, Lesnar said that he’d like to take on a stronger opponent… Bat Boy.

Bat Boy was not available for comment, because he was on his way to New York City for the book release party of Going Mutant, an unauthorized biography of Bat Boy.   A representative for Bat Boy said, “He’s on his way to crack some heads in New York.  He’s not happy about the bio.”

If you want to read “Going Mutant”, you can GET IT HERE.

Lesnar weighs 265 pounds.  Bat Boy weights about 155, but his cardio is much stronger than Lesnar’s.  “Lesnar’s going to have a hard time containing Bat Boy, especially in a cage.  Bat Boy is used to being in a cage and he’s a passionate fighter,” said UFC fighting aficionado, Greg Hayes.

Cain Velasquez was not surprised at the announcement,  “Yeah, Bat Boy is about Brock’s speed.  If I had to bet, I’m going with Bat Boy.  In fact, I already bet fifty grand on Double B.”

Lesnar hopes to fight Bat Boy in the next month.   “He’s already training.  He knows that Bat Boy will give him a tough match, but that’s what Brock wants,” said Lesnar’s manager Todd Wilkins.

Bat Boy is training as well.  “He’s been eating a lot of squirrels.  Raw and tough.  He loves them squirrels,”  said a Bat Boy representative.

Brock Vs. Bat Boy will be available on all pay-per-view channels.   Order now!!