NEW ORLEANS, LA – A very excited NFL fan is willing trade a special part of his anatomy for Super Bowl tickets!
An anonymous user on craigslist.org has posted a bizarre listing in the ‘barter’ section. On February 7, the Indianapolis Colts will play the New Orleans Saints in the Super Bowl XLIV game in Miami.
The user has proposed that in exchange for game tickets, he is willing to give his left testicle!
The ad reads:
WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available!
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I’ll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
No perverts!!!!!
Email for additional information!
It is unclear if this somehow violates craigslist’s posting guidelines, however the ad can still be viewed here:
Creative – but I cherish the twins !! Besides, they are just fine hanging around.