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UPDATE: It has leaked that North Korea may fire a missile at Hawaii in early July. Is this the beginning of their invasion?

Japanese newspapers are reporting that North Korea may launch a Taepodong-2, with a range of up to 4,000 miles, from North Korea’s Dongchang-ni site on the northwestern coast. It would occur between July 4 and July 8.

This would probably be only a scare tactic, as the missile’s capable distance is 500 miles too short to reach the Hawaiian islands. However, South Korea would be easily reachable, and the launch may scare South Koreans into defecting, as laid out in proposed scheme below.

Will North Korea actually begin their crazy plan to take the United States?

June 12, 2009
PYONGYANG – Crafty dictator Kim Jong Il plans to conquer the United States of America in three easy steps without launching a single missile.

An although the scheme may sound absurd, it’s so crazy it just might work!

That is the chilling warning of a Japanese computer-science whiz who downloaded the detailed 42-page plan, complete with maps and timetables, after hacking into the North Korean spy agency – known officially as the Liaison Bureau of the Korean Workers Party – in early May.

The University of Tokyo grad student says he decided to expose the plan in Weekly World News only after his efforts to reveal them were squashed by the White House and mainstream U.S. publications.

“President Obama is trying to keep the focus on peaceful talks, but this seemingly preposterous threat is very real,” says the hacker, who identified himself only by his first name, Hiroshi, in an exclusive WWN interview.

“Kim Jong Il is crazy like a fox. He knows that in a nuclear confrontation with the U.S., he’d be creamed. That’s why he’s distracting us with his empty threats while going low-tech and attacking America by the last means anyone would expected – with boats.”

Here, according to the hacker, is the bizarre North Korean scheme:

PHASE ONE: “OPERATION ALOHA”

While U.S. troops are busy subduing Iraq, North Korea takes advantage of the situation by declaring that unless South Korea agrees to immediate reunification, it will launch a nuclear strike.

Terrified refugees fearing a nuclear holocaust on the Korean peninsula flee in flimsy wooden sailboats known as junks. Thousands of boats, packed to capacity, converge on the Hawaiian islands.

For humanitarian reasons, the U.S. Navy stops try to curtail the wave after the first hundred boatloads of ragged refugees. But the rest are packed with 800,000 well-armed North Korean troops who swarm out of the junks and seize control of Hawaii in a well-timed operation known as K-Day.

Within a matter of hours, America is down to just 49 states and North Korea has its first colony.

PHASE TWO: “OPERATION BIG KAHUNA”

Having “liberated the Hawaiian people from imperialist Western rule” and stolen Obama’s home state, Kim Jong Il is hailed as a hero throughout Southeast Asia, and an excited South Korea begs to rejoin the north, according to the plan.

After warning that any attempt to retake Hawaii will result in the mass slaughter of all civilians, North Korea – now just “Korea” – arranges a cease-fire with the United States, which has no choice but to accept.

For four years, there is peace as average Americans forget that the far-off islands were ever part of the States. But in 2013, in a lightning sneak attack, battleships seized from U.S. naval bases in Hawaii and manned by Korean troops arrive on America’s Pacific coast and launch a full-scale ground invasion. Two million Korean fighers overrun America and within three weeks, Korea occupies the United States all the way to the Rockies.

PHASE THREE: “ROCKY MOUNTAIN LOCUSTS”

Another cease-fire is declared, this one establishing a border at the Rockies dividing West America – occupied by Korea – from East America.

California, Oregon, Washington and the rest of the West are divided into 12 provinces of the Korean Empire, each ruled by a warlord.

The new “native Americans” are forced to speak Korean and will “enjoy benefits of the communist system,” according to the plan. Dissidents are to be put on reservations similar to those that house Indians today, but harsher.

But even that doesn’t satisfy Kim Jong Il’s insatiable lust for power.

“The economy of Eastern America is to be systematically undermined, until it is as weak as possible. Meanwhile, a breeding campaign maximizes the population of Western America,” according to the plan.

Within 18 years, a final attack is launched in which invaders pour down from the Rockies and “unite East and West America under the rule of the Korean empire.”