PHASE TWO: “OPERATION BIG KAHUNA”
Having “liberated the Hawaiian people from imperialist Western rule” and stolen Obama’s home state, Kim Jong Il is hailed as a hero throughout Southeast Asia, and an excited South Korea begs to rejoin the north, according to the plan.
After warning that any attempt to retake Hawaii will result in the mass slaughter of all civilians, North Korea – now just “Korea” – arranges a cease-fire with the United States, which has no choice but to accept.
For four years, there is peace as average Americans forget that the far-off islands were ever part of the States. But in 2013, in a lightning sneak attack, battleships seized from U.S. naval bases in Hawaii and manned by Korean troops arrive on America’s Pacific coast and launch a full-scale ground invasion. Two million Korean fighers overrun America and within three weeks, Korea occupies the United States all the way to the Rockies.
PHASE THREE: “ROCKY MOUNTAIN LOCUSTS”
Another cease-fire is declared, this one establishing a border at the Rockies dividing West America – occupied by Korea – from East America.
California, Oregon, Washington and the rest of the West are divided into 12 provinces of the Korean Empire, each ruled by a warlord.
The new “native Americans” are forced to speak Korean and will “enjoy benefits of the communist system,” according to the plan. Dissidents are to be put on reservations similar to those that house Indians today, but harsher.
But even that doesn’t satisfy Kim Jong Il’s insatiable lust for power.
“The economy of Eastern America is to be systematically undermined, until it is as weak as possible. Meanwhile, a breeding campaign maximizes the population of Western America,” according to the plan.
Within 18 years, a final attack is launched in which invaders pour down from the Rockies and “unite East and West America under the rule of the Korean empire.”
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Local Hawaiians would slaughter a North Korean invasion force of any size.
South Korea could take North Korea in a quick and decisive manner. North Korea is a buzzing mosquito compared to South Korean military strength, and would be swatted away quickly if they are foolish enough to continue to pursue military aggression against South Korea.
I love the commitment this publisher has made towards writing the most absurd articles on the planet.
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there is no way they can take the usa we can all fight theres no way ill let so dick take over my land im ready what our army and so on cant get the small guys will this guy is nutts and it will be a small guy like me thast puts a gun to this dicks head!
Uttur bull.Firstly america may be a bit slow but they arent completly stupid and the civilians have more weapons then the acual army so it wouldnt work that well.
Also they forgot to mention the fact that America has pretty much all of Europe, Russia and most importantly the ANZACs. (Sure they dont have many people but they fight hard and dont give up.)
lololol is this guy stupid or crazy? does he know that USA is 10TIMES stronger and bigger then Nkorea? dude we could waste em in 1 year and the next thing you see there is no Nkorea its just…Korea anyway this made me laugh im like "yeah….right good luck"
NO!! NO!! NO!! first of S.Korea hates N,KOREA! 2nd they couldnt take Pearl Harbor west coast etc. the war would last 3 months!american victory!!. kmon im 13 an i know that! ps. an dare them to try to mess with South! us southern people wouldnt take no sh** from them
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This is the silliest bunch of trash I have ever read!Whoever wrote this should give up his computer access and be given 500 lashes with a wet noodle,then shot in the head or ass.Where ever his brains are.My name is Boxerman