WASHINGTON, DC – After criticizing the economic stimulus plan, Republicans have chained themselves to doors of the Capitol Building to block its passing.
Currently no one can enter or exit the Capitol as Republican leaders have chained themselves to every major entryway.
The audacious demonstration was led by John McCain who shouted to reporters, “I’m still relevant! See!? I’m still relevant!!!”
Republicans say that the stimulus package as it stands is too focused on supporting the middle class, without enough tax cuts to the already wealthy. “That’s no way to run a business” said John Boehner of Ohio. “You can’t help a country by strengthening the middle class, did Reaganomics teach us nothing?” He stated that GOP members will continue to forcibly block entry to Capital Hill until their demands are met.
Democrats in the Senate and Congress, despite having a clear majority in both houses and several pairs of bolt cutters laying around, are already working on ways to appease the minority Republican voice.