President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
“The president and his staff believe that the ‘Romnesia’ is the perfect term for this new disease that seems to be affecting almost half the country.”
Romnesia hit this woman particularly hard:
Joe Biden told a crowd in Virginia., “Boy, I tell you what, I hope y’all don’t get Romnesia. It’s a bad disease. It’s contagious. Please, don’t let anybody in your family become a moron.”
Unfortunately, Joe Biden caught the disease soon after his speech:
Although doctors say that Biden probably has had “Romnesia” for decades.
Some people in Hollywood have come down with Romnesia as well. Arnold Schwarzenegger completely forgot that he had an affair with his maid. He was shocked when he read his own book:
President Obama told a crowd in Florida, “If you say you’ll protect a woman’s right to choose, but you stand up at a primary debate and said that you’d be ‘delighted’ to sign a law outlawing that right to choose in all cases, man, you’ve definitely got Romnesia,” he said.
Soon after the speech, President Obama got Romnesia:
Riffing as if he was trying to remember why he was in Virginia, Obama said he had good news for anyone who suffers from Romnesia. “Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions,” he bellowed. “We can fix you up. We’ve got a cure! We can make you well, Virginia.”
Obama then announced his new Vice President. A woman who “is also suffering from Romnesia. But I think she’s the greatest woman in America.” Here she is:
The White House estimates that close t0 50% of the country is suffering from Romnesia and is recommending that they all be quarantined until December – at least. “We can’t have morons walking around the country. Not until we come up with an antidote to Romnesia. For now, the best antidote is forcing these people to say home, especially on November 6th.”
That has this man confused:
I thought it was just sheer idiocy that America suffered from. Why else would we get the Bush's?
I'd love to have Lindsay Lohan as VP.
You forgot to mention Billy Graham Evangelistic Association removed language labeling Mormonism a “cult” from its website after the famed preacher met with Republican nominee Mitt Romney and the association pledged to help his presidential campaign.So you see even Billy Graham now has Romnesia since the Mormon church hasn't change at all the only thing that has changed is a Mormon is a Republican candidate.so either Billy Graham has Romnesia or he has simply sold out his ethics and religious values for the sake of an election.I would prefer to think that Billy Graham has Romnesia than has simply chosen 30 pieces of silver from the Republicans.
Loving the #Obamacare #Romnesia comments on social networking; a great bit of levity in the campaign and a clear energiser for the Democratic base, there will be some fallout for Romney over this. It may be a pithy bit of electoral work but the zingy comments coming from the Obama camp are getting the twittersphere (and other social networks: http://goo.gl/8FyZJ) all fired up.
Who's Obama?
U took a witty funny banter line and made it idiotic and degrading to human beings.
That is one seriously nasty condition. Anyone who would appoint someone as troubled as that to the vice presidency has to have something severely wrong with him or her.