Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
Republicans leaders in Washington don’t care if their blood type matches Ronald Reagan’s, they want some of his blood in their bodies! And they are paying a hefty price to get some of the Reagan blood.
An auction for vials containing President Reagan’s blood has been more successful than organizers could ever have imagined, according to sources who know officials at his presidential foundation.
The vials were originally planned to be donated to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, but leaders such as John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Eric Cantor and a host of other Republicans and talk show hosts (Sean Hannity, Mark Levin) wanted the blood themselves and have scooped up all the vials – for a hefty price.
The consignor, who bought the vial at another auction back in February for $3,550, agreed to call off the auction and donate the vial instead. The donor wishes to remain anonymous, the Reagan Foundation said.
Republicans hope that by having Reagan’s blood in them, they will be even closer to the 40th President and can tell constituents that they have “Reagan in my blood.”
Here’s three happy Reagan blood receipients:
Conservatives around the country have been calling non-stop to get their hands on some of the Reagan blood, believing that if they can get even one drop in their body, then they can become as great a leader as Reagan, whom they consider to be the greatest President that ever lived – anywhere.
So, hurry! Get some of Reagan blood, before there’s not a drop of it left in this country!