President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
Reporters thought that President Obama was merely calling Mitt Romney a vampire in a figurative way – making the claim that Mitt Romney is a heartless, job-destroying financier. A n attack on Mr. Romney’s record as head of Bain Capita Brain Capital.
But today, the White House released DNA evidence that “proves being a shadow of a doubt” that Mitt Romney is a, in fact, a real life bloodsucker.
And there are rumors that his wife is a vampire as well:
Will this line of assault work for Mr. Obama, where it didn’t for Mr. Gingrich?
“We think that it will actually help our candidate,” said a source close to Mitt Romney. “President Obama announced that he was gay and it seems to have helped him in the polls. There are a lot of pro-vampire voters in the country and we think Mitt will get a bump in the polls from the revelation.”
Here’s a new supporter of Mitt Romney:
So when did Mitt Romney become a vampire?
Sources say that Mitt was a normal, superrich man until after the 2008 primary elections. “He took his loss to John McCain very hard and he sort of went into a cave,” said a source close to the Romney campaign. “The next time we saw him he just was biting everybody, looking for blood. We were scared at first, but now everybody is used to it. It actually makes him cool.”
Romney already has the Zombie vote, so now he can count on the vampire vote as well.
Romney is a Vampire in Mormon Clothing… under his leadership, Bain gutted companies, sucking them dry and leaving families in shambles without work or a means to provide for their children. Is this the type of leader we want? Read more about the role of Romney’s riches in this election and the power of his sacred undergarments at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2012/05/mitt-r…
WTF?!?
I didnt know a person could vote after theyre dead.
Romney goes outside in the daylight Ha ! he is not a vqampire.
That's because he wears anti-sparkle.
I know he sucks blood, but that doesn't make him a vampire.
lol i puts a new perspective of a blood sucking congressmen
lol
he is only one because obama bit him lol
lol
If this is true and it appears that it is, then it will have quite an impact on the election.
If Mitt knows what I know, PSEM (Psycho-electromagnetism – yang) clearly, then he is a potential vampire. but he knows an end will come, it's temp to thrive on blood alone to survive, but the need for Ectoplasm in blood to survive is predominante, the concept has an end because it doesn't make enough common sense.
See, it's the eager to live ever that wins oneself through PSEM, and it's the wisdom of age and revitalization that also motivates those who know PSEM clearly and know that being a real vamp is poor and useless if prolonged.
The educated one who knows PSEM at large knows that many exceptions to the rules of vamprism can change but certain rules that are discovered do not change – This is what could be according to old legends, the persona education of the vamp has loop holes but also limited.
Romney is not a vampire because vampires are awesome!!!!!
angel, you are gullible. Movie vampires are awesome, but REAL-LIFE vampire are ugly and cruel.
angel, you are a poor soul.
How do we define a vampire? If it's purely the blood sucking thing then we can definitely count him as one!
Vampire is good!. I love them. I Iove vampire movies too.