WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag.
Reports from sources close to the White House say that President Obama felt that the American flag, “like the Constitution,” was old and needed updating.
Here’s what the new flag will look like:
The administration is supposedly ordering all government buildings to begin displaying the flag on August 4th, 2012. That’s the President’s 51st birthday.
“The old flag has become a negative symbol around the world and many people in other countries are often burning it in protest,” said an aide close to White House insiders. “The new flag will be a symbol of hope and change for the world and the White House believes that there will be far fewer flag burnings across the globe with the new flag.”
The Administration feels that President Obama’s face immediately makes a person think of the best parts of America: equality, fairness and respect. “President Obama’s face is more unifying than 50 stars,” an aide to a Democratic operative said. “Out of many, one.”
The President is reportedly planning on making a speech at the official unveiling of the flag. In the speech, he intends to apologize to the world for the negative symbol that the flag has become. “Our new flag is one that will bring the world together, in harmony, peace and love,” a senior aide reportedly told WWN.
The flag is already being flown outside the Capitol Building:
There are some houses in Lake County, Florida that got an “advanced copy” of the flag – and are proudly flying it.
But tempers are flaring over the new version of the American flag. A veterans group says the flag is an outrage. Korean war veteran Don Van Beck said his blood was boiling.
The White House appreciates Van Beck’s position, but his views will not stop production of the new flag. The Federal Reserve has reportedly already set aside $300 million – so every man, woman and child in American can have a flag.
The Administration is also planning to sponsor an official “American” basketball sneaker:
America, America…
This is so STUPID! What happens when we have a different president in office? Make more flags with his/her photo on it? Sorry, I don't want to see Obama's face flying eveywhere!
It's a joke Samantha. Don't worry about it.
ya i also think its a joke . But what abt other WWN posts ?
not a funny joke…..
I want a pair of those Keds.
What makes this article funnier is that mainstream media has been running the same story.
I want a pair of those keds 2
me too but I want obama's face on the soles.
The sad part of this is that someone actually thought this was a good idea to do…
Obama will outlaw the constitution and call himself King Barack of North America and invade Canada and tear down the Statue of Liberty to be replaced by the Statue of Obama and add his face to Mount Rushmore and invade Mexico and give everyone who voted for him $100 and take $1000 away from everyone who voted against him and no one will ever vote again because he will be the king and
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I hope you're being sarcastic because this is what the nuts said about Bill Clinton. Why has he not done any of this crazy stuff yet? Obama hasn't done much of anything since he's been in office. This is why his base is not very fond of him. He has caved to pressure on every single issue.
you losers will believe anything. Typical inbred Repiglicans.
Typical, child molesting phaggot.
evidently you believed it, everyone else knows it's a joke, at least the part about it flying at the White House anyway, the dems did fly it in florida in front of their headquarters.
you're a loser for calling everybody a loser.
I really hope they come out with the new flag in miniature form. It would be the perfect addition to the antenna of my Prius. (I got a custom paint job with Al Gore's face on the hood.)
The new flag will give hope? I like Obama and all, but people will be burning this flag down faster. Who wants to see Obamas face on the flag? If this is really true, I'm disgusted by him. Our 'old' flag has a pretty meaning. And if you think for one second that this flag will be apperciated more, your terribly wrong.
And dumbas$, this isnt real.
The flag depicted above is very real, and was flying beneath the real flag at a Democrat headquarters in FL. Dumbass.
I thought the he was THE ANTI CHRIST and if he were really to do this then I would be right!! (I think he is anyway)
Anti-Christ meaning Non-Christian… The dude is Muslim.
is this a joke?
I think there are a lot of Liberal trolls who visit WWN in order to cast doubt on the veracity of the very
thoughtful reporting that goes on here. If it was not true WWN would not publish it. Of course you can't say that about the main steam media!
They should have put Mickey Mouses picture on the flag instead. I think even MORE people will want to burn the Obama flag.
that is what I plan to do if I ever get close enough to one to do so.
It may be a joke but sadly it would not shock me if he did try it. He has done nothing good for the united states all he cares about is how he looks not for being a leader but for being a shitty icon to supposed "change"
great just what want too see i think not
I love the shoes!!! When you use the words " reportedly" and" supposedly" you are not a journalist and you just look desperate.
Simply juvenile thoughts. The reality is that the Constitution of the United States is a great document. The interpretation of and actions taken by the courts, and other branches of government have stifled the true meaning of Freedom! Ex, the Right of all to marry! What a waste of time with such folly as the "Obama Flag!"
this is hogwash! The shoes have the picture on the wrong side! It should be on the sole so we can walk on his face! uuggghhh…I'm sure this is an untrue story but so many people believe this garbage!
Why would they put his anus on the flag, oops my bad.
his face and ass look the same…
This is a joke, right?
THIS IS WRONG, ITS THE STARS THAT MEAN ALOT SHOWING WHAT HAS JOINED AMERICA. OBAMA HAAS GONE TOO FAR.. CHANGING IT TO HAVE HIS PICTURE ON IT IS COMMUNISM AND DISGRACEFUL.
That is the pic that should be on should be on rolls of toilet paper.
this is bs!! the flag has stood for almost 300 years and now you want to change it??? what has obama done really? he hasnt helped the debt, or the economy. sure he got minimum wage raised, but that was a waste of time because everything else went up with it!! so far he hasnt kept a single campaign promise that i can see…leave the flag alone!
Ummm? You. Are. A. Idiot.
They would NEVER put BLACK MANS face o the American flag!!!
how dear he the flag represents freedom to all the peoples in the world…bama makes me vomit.
HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS BUT HE WILL NEVER CHANGE OUR FEELINGS ON OUR GOD OUR COUNTRY OUR FLAG OUR CONSTITUTION IN OUR HEARTS.HE CAN RULE THINGS BUT PLEASE PEOPLE DON'T LET HIM RULE YOUR HEART AND SOULS.GOD IS THERE FOR US EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT.PLEASE KEEP PRAYING FOR OUR COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT,ESPECIALLY OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES,,,,,,,,,,,,GOD BLESS AMERICA THE LAND THAT WE LOVE AND STAND BESIDE……LOVE LOYALTY AND RESPECT TO ALL….JUDY RACCA
AMEN !
I can't believe that some people that have posted this on facebook and commented here actually think it's real. Are there really that many ignorant hicks with internet access in the south?
its Really nice, weeklyworldnews.com u doig good job………….
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Is American flag really changing?
NOT some people…. A LOT OF PEOPLE.. Will believe ANYTHING THEY READ/SEE SMH!!!
And it was terrorists that guided planes into the WTC.
Are you stupid hillbillies serious? You actually believe this!? You are 100% what is wrong with America! Holy shit!
you all must be stupid!!! just thinking that peoples think that any news from "The weekly world news" is based on truth IT SCARE ME. Boy, go get a brain please!
That's funny. The Weekly World News, a trusted and reliable source for current events…
Bawhahahaha!
Next week they will come out with a story announcing Whitney Houston and Donna Summers will rise from the dead and form a duo called "Soul Sisters!"
If this is real, I say Obama is either insane or planning to do a Hitler.
That was my thought too. He doesn't realize that we all aren't that stupid. There will be a war right here in the good old USA….Against him. How is that hope and peace thing working for you….His campaign motto should be "Me, mine, all about obama".
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Have to like the look on his face. Looks like he just busted his brother smuggling weed into the country or something lol.
I'm with the American Nazi Party and even I think anyone who would believe this needs a brain transplant.
They're actually not too far off….
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I for on will proudly burn his flag the minute I could get my hands on it he is a disgrace to this country and the world. in short a first class MORON
AMEN AND I WILL SUPPLY THE MATCHES gladly. MY husband died for our flag that has been a symbol of our country since 1814. also my past ancestors have fought and died for this country –
. we are a military family. THIS should be the last straw. Come on America is this all you think of our nation? Our flag stands for so much but not to be made into a thing like that just because he wants tp show the world what a moron looks like
Would you put it past this moron? I just heard on the news this morning he designed a new campaign flag with his symbol where the stars are, and bloody looking stripes where the real stripes should be. Our flga should not be messed with!
yes this man is as evil as satan himself. im a christian and i cant believe the ignorance of the people to have put this man in office.they call him an amature but he knows exactly what he is doing. we need a revival in america that is our only hope.on the night of the election i woke up in the lats hours and i heard in my spirit that this manwould be called the son of the sun. i didnt know what that meant it took one year for me to find out that its a term for pharoah.only god can deliver us from another dictator like hitler. people check more into his back ground before you vote.
It'll be a cold day in hell when they pry my rifle from my cold dead fingers before Obama changes our flag. 30 year US Army Infantry Veteran.
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I am so deeply disheartened by this display….I am 1st an American…2nd a woman…3rd a registered independent voter…..One group of people voted 4 and another group stuffed ballot boxes for an administration that has in less than 4 yrs…..destroyed these UNITED STATES……I will never again vote 4 another Democrat until that group denounces tyrannical forces…..I was lax in reading and studying American history…..I was taught about America from the WRONG side, the side that wants America to go 'forward so far that it falls on its face'.
But I have invested my time in learning who and what this great country America is!! No other people have ever had what we have and unless more people stop following and become individuals we will cease to BE the free.
Can I buy a roll of toilet tissue with Obama's face on it?
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BE CAREFUL WHEN USING IT , HE COULD BITE YOU YOU IN THE BUTT !
are you people retarted? this is obviously a joke
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Is Obama committing treason…….another Hitler….communistic views…..wake up America
With all the problems we are dealing with, including the economy, unemployment, terrorism, and the country's
debt that we can never pay back, why would the President be dallying with the flag, apologizing to terriorists who
killed four Americans, and looking for ways to waste more money? A real President has more important things
to be concerned with.
Come on…..look at the page this is posted on. You people can't be serious! Use the brains that God gave you.
Are u flipping serious!!! Obama is the worst president we have ever had!!! why does he get to put his nasty face on our American flag, when he isn't a true American!!! I would never hang that up in my yard unless I was gonna target practice!!!!
I agree. who does he think he is??? He is just another jerk trying to take over . He works for us, when is he going to realize this. The people should decide whether or not our flag should be changed. Our flag is the most beautiful in the world, and should not be changed. Whenever I see it up and waving. I get the greatest feeling. that I can't explain. Is this one of the changes he promised. He didn't keep the most important ones. Read between the lines re: his promises, everybody!!! He's getting away with too much. We need a change in November..
Obama you my friend are stupid as hell if u think all us rednecks are gonna fly that lame ass flag you designed from what I've read… I would use that flag to wipe my ass with an then burn it in a bonfire lol… Honestly must you stoop down to a level so low that you want to take away our flag? That's not only our heritage but its what we all stand for you dumbass….
his red stripes are the bloody hand prints of those americans killed in the us embassy
Don't worry so much. By your logic, GW had the blood of 2966 Americans (we still capitalize America, right) on his hands.
Really people?….. in the article it says "The administration is supposedly ordering all government buildings to begin displaying the flag on August 4th, 2012." Um, so how many of those flags have you seen? This is BS people stop being sheep
Anyone that believes this – I have some beautiful property to give away in Alaska. You can see Russia from your back yard.
So I take it you weren't happy when the Reagan/Bush campaign did the same, huh?
It is up to the AMERICAN PEOPLE to vote on updating the Constitution and our FLAG it is not his place. He has a NAPOLEON attitude and it is NOT going to FLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The story is a satire. Your hatred for the black guy in the white house is so great you never even realized it. You've been pranked big time.
There is a lot more to changing the American flag than the President deciding to change it and ordering new ones made. Besides the August 4th date for it to be presented to the public has past. It is a crying shame that people have nothing better to do than try to stir up people in this country over fabricated stories. Our President knew going in that he had people saying they were not willing to work with him. It is a shame that those people put their personal feelings before the citizens of this country. That it was more important fr them to stand against the President in all things than to help our Country to heal. Shame on all those people. Hate never fixes anything.
You ARE aware this is a humor site, right???
OBAMA IS OF SATAN ( WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING ) , ( EVIL , EVIL ) !
ALL OF THE SLEEPING PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY NEED'S TO WAKE UP REAL FAST AND SEE WHAT THIS MAGGOT IS AND WILL DO TO THIS COUNTRY !
HE IS DESTROYING THE CONSTITUTION , GAS PRICES DOUBLED SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE , STOPPING OIL DRILLING AND COAL PRODUCTION , WAST MONEY ON GREEN ENERGY , ALL THE MONEY THAT WAS GIVEN TO THE GREEN ENERGY MOVEMENT WAS JUST A WAY TO FUNNEL THE MONEY BACK INTO THE DEMOCRATS POCKETS AT THE TAX PAYERS EXPENSE !
Turn off your caps lock, take off your tin-foil hat, swallow your meds, switch off Fox.
You've been hooked by a satirical prank and swallowed it like a fish grabs a lure.
Hell ya amen to that. He doesn't deserve to be in office. No TRUE American so he claims would mess with OUR flag. Obama doesn't deserve to be called an American much less be leading ACTUAL AMERICANS.
ANYBODY who believes this is a bloody IDIOT!
Shhhh! You're giving away the Republicans' secret qualification for party membership.
i feel its a disgrace to the united state to have his face on the flag kennedy did want to change the flag and he was the best in office obama wasnt even born a citizen of the us he shouldnt of been able to be president come on you americans stand up for what is right he needs to leave things alone only the antichist will be able to change the flag because certain things have to pass its part of gods plans beware all around you praise god in the name of jesus chirst the real lord amen and amen
You're so consumed with right-wing birther hatred for Obama that it never, ever dawned on you that the story is a satire. It's a fake and YOU FELL FOR IT. Go watch Faux Noise, it's at least as accurate.
Stop thumping your Bible long enough for some sanity to enter your ears. To quote Foghorn Leghorn (and his progenitor Sen. Claghorn) IT'S A JOKE, SON! You're so full of extreme-right hysteria that you fell into it full-face.
EVERY BODY SHOULD BUY ONE OF OBAMA'S FLAG AND PUT IT IN THERE BUG OUT BAG TO BE USED AS FIRE TINDER OR WIPING PAPERS !
You DO realize this is a joke site, don't you?
Well, with orthography "every body" and "there" maybe not…
Your plan sounds great.
Great line – too bad that short statement has at least six mistakes that even a 4th grade teacher would cream you on, moron. But I do like the touch of "…ever one…." 'cause that's how morons say "every" – pronouncing it "ever."
Thanks for the a.m. laugh, jackass!!
You and the 2 Bible-thumping clowns who agree with you are so overcome with hatred that you don't even recognize a satire when you see it. Please go back to watching Fox and stay off the web.
Do you still own the brains God supposedly gave you at birth? THE STORY IS A JOKE. THIS IS A SATIRICAL SITE AND YOU FELL FOR IT FULL FACE-PLANT!
Guest, you need to check out in more ways than one. THE STORY IS A JOKE!! You've been duped and are too consumed with right-wing hatred to realize it.
Geeze, you and CJ both need to go online and order some more gray cells. The story is a fake, a joke, a prank, an April Fool – just like you both.
Your hatred for the black guy in the White House obviously knows no bounds. If you really were as studious as you claim to be you'd have done some fact-checking and discovered that this is a faked story designed to pull in herds of gullible right-wingers. You got caught, big time. Now go back and take a real history class.
If you are a military family please apply some "military intelligence". You're so hateful you fell for a joke story designed to reel in crowds of gullible right-wing types who can't fact-check worth squat.
Uh, Stacey, maybe you ARE. This is a satire site and you swallowed the fakery full-bore.
Heck, it works for Fox 24/7 so why not here.
What a waste of time that you thought this was a true story. IT'S A SATIRE and you gobbled it up like any rant on Fox.
What do you expect from someone who has so much right-wing prejudice that they land on a satirical site and think the stories are real, just because they involve the black guy in the White House. No wonder clowns like Akin and Ryan have such large followings.
"apperciated"? "your" wrong? No wonder you're (the right usage) so gullible that you believed this joke. Please go back to Fox. It's just as truthful.
Your Hawaiian Punch must have a double dose of N'awlins hurricane juice in it if you still believe the birther cr@p. Of course you also thought this was a real news site, so it's not surprising.
Is it true that when a bunch of right-wingers go on a trip their itinerary is called "Gullibles' Travels"?
You idiots realize this site is like the national enquirer right? All of it is purposely fake. Geez
You people are all blooming idiots for believing this crap. You should not even be allowed to vote. I swear people are getting dummer and dummer to the point that it is scary. I wish they would pass a law that before you could vote you would have to have a psycological evaluation first. You have no common sense whatsoever and you believe everything you read on the Internet, especially on Facebook. God are you people really Americans?
so then why should we believe what you wrote???
"dummer and dummer", don't you mean dumber and dumber? Lol.
You are a brainless, stupid idiot. I bet I could build a web page right now and put on there that the world was going to end tomorrow and there will be lots of pain, torture and grief, you and all these idiots on here that believe everything they read would kill themselves and their families tonight so as not to endure the pain, torture and grief. It is easy to put anything on the Internet even an idiot like you could do it…lmao
Thank you for creating this website so easy to find information. great stuff. Saving this one for later.
Only Liberal Progressives are Arrogant enough to create a flag like this. As a former U. S. Marine this version of the AMERICAN FLAG is a disgrace! DON'T MESS WITH THE FLAG!
hahahaha … You americans crticize him a lot but you have to admit that Obama has the charisma needed.. I wish him to be my countries' president…
Charisma is very good but WE are not talking about a H. S. Class president. He Lacks much to be the President of the United /states.
calm down man, the flag has been changed lots of times to fit the number of states
This makes me sick to my stomach to see the disecration of the American flag like this allowing our country to put that Muslim scums face on our beautiful flag makes me ashamed to call myself an American. I can only imagine what else he has in store for America. You say this new flag will symbolize CHANGE? yes change indeed just wait friends for we are living in OBAMANATION
its a joke you subhuman cunt
I don't care who face is on there! I don't care if its jesus christ!!!! Even photoshoping it with anything is sickening!!! Thats my countries flag I am proud of my old Amrican heritage but this is not funny. Don't disgrace this flag!!!!!!
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Keep the Anti-Christ off the American Flag.
Uh you do understand this is a parody and not really true right? It is mean to make you laugh its a joke. You know ha ha and such.
Actually, the flag is *VERY* real, but this article isn't.
Oh, good joke. Althoug, Obama is not such a bad President… is he?
Major thankies for the article post.Really looking forward to read more.
This new flag is not a symbol of freedom and liberty, it is a symbol of loss, despair, chains, and most of all
this flag says the current president wants to be KING not president