WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
President Barack Obama reportedly told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.”
Obama has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.”
Obama reportedly said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say Obama is keeping a lot of old elements from the original constitution “he’s just making it better, bringing it into the 21st century,” said White House Spokesman, Jay Carney.
Many Democrats said that President Obama was a constitutional scholar and probably the only President – since the Founding Fathers – who is qualified to change the Constitution.
“President Obama knows more about the Constitution than any man who has ever lived,” said Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi. “It’s about time we change that document and we are lucky to have President Obama to do it.”
Republicans, of course, were outraged that Obama would even consider changing the constitution, and they vowed to fight. “We will fight this to the bitter end,” said Speaker of the House, John Boehner, “there’s no way we are going to let the Constitution of the United States be altered even a little bit. If there are changes to be made to the Constitution it should be done the appropriate way – through amendments and we think Paul Ryan and Eric Cantor are the ones to make any changes.”
Insiders say the new Constitution will look a lot like the constitutions of Kenya, France and Soviet Russia.
There are many, many changes in the New U.S. Constitution, but here are a few of the highlights.
1) SUPREME COURT – Will now have 11 members, which reflects the growing U.S. population. President Obama will appoint two new members immediately. The President can name a new justice without the approval of Congress.
2) EXECUTIVE FINANCIAL POWER – The President will have the power to unilaterally enact any financial policy he chooses, without approval of Congress. He must inform them, but they can not “stop” the President from promoting his (or her) agenda.
3) LOBBYISTS – They will now be outlawed. There will be no more lobbyists in Washington. However, there are some exemptions outlined in the New Constitution” : Trial Lawyers, National Education Association and unions. They will all be able to lobby.
4) REPRESENTATION – California, New York and Illinois will double the number of representatives in Congress – permanently. “The President feels that the smartest people in the country live in these states, so they should be over-represented,” said a White House spokesperson.
5) GUNS & RELIGION – Both will be banned in the United States.
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I don't think Obama should be able to do this, especially the financial things without any approval from congress.
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Sounds Like an act of war to me ……………. And The South will raise again
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The nation will have a new constitution, when enough number of young voters demand, " Change, Change through
New Constitution ". It will take some time.
TK Tummala, Guest Comment
Remember a few weeks ago, for " Gun Background Check" legislation" Vice president Biden, New York Mayor
Boomberg, and others were pleading for "Common Sense", about 80 to 90% of american people were for that
legislation, and still some senators killed that effort, Why?
The senators were literally embracing the constitition.
This is One recent example, We need a New Constitution for America, ASAP !!!
This is why we have rights guaranteed in the Constitution…so know nothings like YOU can't try to deprive people of GOD-GIVEN (not government given) rights, like the right to self defense. Like most Obama disciples and other communist agitators, you are a fucking idiot!
We need a new constitution, definitely. Many of the vexing problems are 'Grandfathered " in the Old Document. America needs Clean Break into the 21st. Century. Otherwise, StatusQuo continues.
Obama doesn't have the authority to change the Constiution. This is the biggest bunch of fiction that I've ever read. Hope people aren't stupid enough to believe any of this.
Yes he does have the right, he is the president, all presidents have the right to change the US Constitution.
no they do not have that right why so they can create a tyrannical takeover like now because the original constitution does not suit them it was created to stop this kind of bs if a potus changes the constitution to suit their agenda needs etc guess what you lose your rights freedoms way of life and become a servant /slave to them. is that what you want???? to be enslaved and never allowed to choose being told when to eat sleep shower shave what to eat wear what religion you must follow, how many kids to have etc . when the constitution is destroyed or changed that can and will happen
yhe only change we need is his removal from office..he is out of step, so he can keep his change in Ill. and i will keep my little dap of cash.
big fat chance…how long will he be in office?