WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
President Barack Obama has shocked the nation! He called the White House Staff into the Oval Office and announced that he is going to resign as President of the United States.
The President has notified the broadcast networks that he wants to address the nation Wednesday (April 17th) night at 8pm. With the faltering economy, the potential overturning of Obamacare, his low approval level and after spending the week on the campaign trail (and in Colombia) – with dwindling donors – he has decided to call it quits.
President Obama faces numerous challenges at home and abroad. The economy is getting worse and everything he does seems to make it worse. Many in the White House feel that the President has fallen into a deep depression. There are rumors that he started taking Prozac last week.
He also does not feel that he has the experience on foreign policy to handle the ongoing conflicts in Iraq, Afghanistan as well as the new military action in Libya in addition to the turmoil in the Middle East.
But the President will seek to immediately calm Americans.
“I know that Joe Biden will be more than capable of stepping into the Presidency. He already is putting together his new cabinet,” President Obama told his staff.
White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, would not comment, but said that the President will be “perfectly clear about his resignation tonight.”
Joe Biden was unavailable, but WWN talked to members of Biden’s staff, who say Biden is confident that he can handle all the challenges facing the country. “Joe is an expert on foreign policy. He knows he can deal effectively and swiftly with all military conflicts around the world.”
Rumors are that Biden may appoint Hillary Clinton as his Vice President. Further rumors have Joe Biden resigning in August, which would make Hillary President and put her in position to easily win re-election in November of 2012.
Events are progressing rapidly. Check back with WWN, for an update!
Here’s our new President and VP!
you gotta be kidding joe biden couldnt run anything let along this country. from a commie to an idiot
Americans are suckers, They should make him do a full 8 yr. term. We already have 4 ex presidents sponging off our tax dollars and ailing economy living the life on lavish retirements.
Yeah we all know how Bush created such a surplus during his term. And how his oil buddies were the ones making decisions on which country to invade (Iraq).
And didn't bush look so intelligent sitting there reading to kindergartners that stupid book with that deer in the headlights look when his Secret Service Agents told him the country was being attacked. They actually had to go tell him a 2nd time because the idiot had no clue what to do.
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Resign one can only dream!
That's funny, a President with the first double digit lead in history this late in the political season. That's like the Chicago Bears throwing in the towel to the New England Patriots in the 1985 Superbowl with 5 mins left in the game…hahahahahahahahahahah,,,(inhale)…hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…(inhale)….hahahahahahahahaha
This fast and furious President won't resign. He has to bankrupt the USA first