WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama’s red dress sent a clear warning to China last night…
The U.S.A. is not messing around!
Red is passion. Red is heat. Red is war. Red is confidence. Red is danger. The First Lady played all those cards, and she played them well.
Seeing red has been proven to increase blood pressure and respiration rates. So what was the First Lady trying to do to President Hu Jintao of China by wearing that hot, sexy number? Shake him! Scare him! Anything!
At one point during the lavish state dinner, the First Lady in Red pulled aside President Jintao. Guests reported seeing them cheek-to-cheek in the corner.
Sources confirm Michelle whispered in his ear, “There’s nobody here. It’s just Hu and Mich.”
The Chinese President replied, “I’ve never seen U.S. shine so bright. U.S. took my breath away.”
As he returned to his plate of surf and turf he shared with the table, “I never will forget the way U.S. look tonight.” VP Joe Biden said he thought he heard Hu humming “Wonderful Tonight” at the table.
The power-hungry red frock was an Alexander McQueen design. No American designers had any red dresses available, so the White House decided to go with a deceased designer from a close ally.
Former President Jimmy Carter was overheard saying, “The Bolsheviks would have loved her!”
President Bill Clinton had a different take on the First Lady’s fashion choice. “At least the dress matched the carpet.” To which wife Hillary nodded in agreement.
Other guests included Jackie Chan…
…Vera Wang, Anna Wintour, Michelle Kwan, Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs, and Barbra Streisand, who “used to work in a Chinese restaurant.”