MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former Governor of California, met with George Clooney in Santa Monica on Saturday and convinced Clooney to run for President in 2012.
That’s right: George Clooney for President in 2012.
It’s true that Clooney is very close to the Obamas, but Clooney has not been happy with the way The Obama Administration (not Barack Obama himself) has been managing the country. “George feels that he can put together a stronger team than Barack Obama and can get the country back on track, bring the citizens of this country together,” said Schwarzenegger.
It’s been a while since we had our last actor president, and, whatever liberals may think of Reagan, celebrity earns you extra points with the public and knowing how to deliver one’s lines is an asset in politics, so Clooney already has an advantage over any potential democratic challengers.
Clooney’s girlfriend (soon to be wife), sexy Italian TV Host Elisabetta Canalis would certainly be the perfect First Lady. They certainly would be the sexiest President and First Lady in the history of the United States.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out strongly in support of Clooney’s decision. “I think George will be a great President, a great leader of all the people in the United States. I love Obama, but George would get the country back on track,” Pitt told reporters.
Pitt said that Clooney has already asked him to be his Campaign Manager and Chief of Staff. Pitt immediately accepted.
Clooney has one divorce in his background, but no scandal beyond clipping David O Russell round the ear on the set of Three Kings, which is the kind of thing that plays well in the Red states – much like shooting lawyers in the face. His closet is clean. Clooney might merely be expected to apologize for Revenge Of The Killer Tomatoes.
Politically, a Clooney presidency will probably strive to return sanity to the national debate. The American right has long smeared Clooney as just another loopy Hollywood liberal, but there’s no evidence that he’s anything but an old-fashioned American centrist.
What do you think? Does Clooney have a chance to become President in 2012?
Cagnalis's publicist must have sent you this little piece. The Italian cokewh*re isn't Clooney's girlfriend, and she isn't sexy. Scare up a few pics that haven't been through photoshop and you'll see how unattractive and manly that skank really is. Clooney's and Cagnalis's publicists set them up with a publicity relationship contract, but Clooney actually can't stand the rude cokewh*re, who is named in a cocaine and prostitution investigation in Italy.
fascinating… he'll definately put on a show…thats for sure….
If its true, my hat's off to him! Just hope he doesn't ruin his "squeaky clean" image. Power does funny things to good people. Good luck George!
Clooney will have to be able to handle the multi-billionaire right wing machine. That is the real opposition; not one person can fix things no matter how smart or good looking.
do people here really believe this BS …wow LMAO
WHAT???????????? Well, if Arnie can do it, I s'pose little Georgie can, too! Next thing you know, Saint Bono will run for POPE! I. Don't. Get. Celebrity. Self. Worship.
Buy a clone-wife with plastic features, sign your life away to a publicist, shop for some designer clothes and then, BAM! You're the leader of the free world! NOT!
He'll be a front man for corporations, just like Bush was. Nothing ever changes, at least not since the year 2001. The rest of the world looks at us and just laughs. We have turned into fame-obsessed, fawning, promo-freaks. GEORGE CLOONEY, a product of the biggest media machine on the planet, in the White House? And people sneer at Michelle Obama's clothes: wait till George starts promoting politically correct deodorant…
Tom,
He won't need to convince his buddy Brad Pitt not to use a politically incorrect deodorant! Pitt does not use deodorant of any kind! This is verified by numerous nose witnesses.
I certainly hope he's running on a Republican ticket! http://rightwingrednecks.com
I'm with them… Arnold, Jesse Ventura, Al Franken…. George Clooney makes more sense than most politicians – and he'll be ultra suave with all those female heads of state…
Clooney for President of the United States? Great!
I love George Clooney and his self-possessed form of personality. And I can see that he is certainly trying to lay the right tar on the road towards presidency, by marrying, something he'd said he will never have to enter again. But this should not be any strong basis to endorse the potentiality of any candidacy; I think the issue of Marriage-Presidency has been overplayed to the blatant ridicule and jocular jauntiness of society-SO Supposing Clooney marries for his presidency and divorces afterward, then who got fooled? Time for America to think-Single men and men in stable relationships with their female partners can also steer the mast of a powerful nation….
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Does Clooney have a chance to become President in 2012?
It’s true that Clooney is very close to the Obamas, but Clooney has not been happy with the way The Obama Administration (not Barack Obama himself) has been managing the country. “George feels that he can put together a stronger team than Barack Obama and can get the country back on track, bring the citizens of this country together,” said Schwarzenegger.
I saw him in person, and he was so handsome. That photo is not taken from a good angle.