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OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL

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WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency.  Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.

The Obama Administration feels that the American dollar is in bad need of a makeover.  They have partnered with the Dollar ReDe$ign Project to pick a new design for U.S. currency.  Currently, the design that the administration likes best was done by Dowling Duncan (a British duo), which features a unique vertical design.  It also features President Obama on the one dollar bill.

“We love the Dowling Duncan look.  They’ve come up with a creative design and put President Obama where he belongs… on number 1,” said David Axelrod, Senior Adviser to President Obama.

The Dollar Redesign Project was organized by creative strategy consultant Richard Smith.  He is still soliciting ideas for the dollar bill of the future. “Our great ‘rival’, the Euro, looks so spanky in comparison it seems the only clear way to revive this global recession is to rebrand and redesign,” the project notes on its website.

Here’s the web site for  The Dollar Redesign Project.

“Don’t waste your time submitting a design, it’s a done deal,” said Rahm Emanuel, White House Chief of Staff.  The President wants “change” in the currency and we’ve unanimously picked Dowling Duncan’s work.  Fed Chairman, Benjamin Bernanke, has signed off on our choice for the redesign.  We intend to have the money in circulation by December, 2012.”

Emanuel went on to say that there are plans to redo U.S. coins as well.  “We don’t need a complete redesign of our coins, but we do want to put President Obama on the penny and move President Lincoln to the nickel. Thomas Jefferson, who was on the nickel, will be… discontinued.”  Republican  Congressman Paul Ryan suggested President Obama be  put on both the “nickel and dime” instead of the penny.

Another American icon might also be replaced.  “Uncle Sam is outdated,” said Axelrod.  “We need to update this icon as well.  It will now be Uncle Barack.”

Republicans are apoplectic about the changes the Administration is proposing.  “They won’t get this passed when we get control of the house,” said Minority Leader John Boehner.  “Typical Republicans, they want to block everything, even a little meaningless design issue,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.  “It doesn’t matter what they think, we’re going to pass this and every American will be carrying Obama dollars in their wallets and purses come December, 2012.”

FYI:  The Obama dollar will reportedly be worth $0.47.

729 Responses to “OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL”

  1. Stupid, ugly and it looks concert ticket. What of crap.

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  3. Val Thor says:

    one wold currency, one world government…..a new world order. It's coming folks

  4. Mike says:

    Hilarious … although I have to say that the vertical design is not unique, have a look at the Swiss franc banknotes.

  5. This is hilarious…if only it were true.

  6. A UK-based design firm is giving the dollar a cool new look.

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  19. Tracy Barbee says:

    I personally think that the currency should be left like it is. I like the design we have. I do agree change is sometimes good, but I also think some things need to stay the same in order to remind us of where we have been and where we are going & that one simple bill can do just that.

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  21. JESSICA says:

    FUCKIN OBAMA BETTER NOT BETTER BE ON THE $1 BILL.OBAMA IS THE WORST PRESIDENT.GAS IS UP TO $4.CANT WAIT TIL WE GET A NEW PRESIDENT

    • WTF Change is bad says:

      Gas gas gas! WTF happened to it wont get to $4 again under my administration? They're taking over!

  22. JESSICA says:

    OBAMA BETTER NOT BE ON THE $1 DOLLAR BILL

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