WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah in November. The former governor is training for what she believes will be a “rough and tumble” interview.
“I know what the media’s like. I know they’re gunning for me. So I’m gonna be prepared.” This was Sarah Palin’s reply as she was training for her upcoming appearance on the Oprah Winfrey program. The former governor of Alaska will be on to talk about her new book “Going Rogue.”
“You Liberal media types are all out to get me. And this is the most powerful woman in the world. So you better believe I’m gonna be ready,” Palin said while doing bench presses. To prepare for the interview in Chicago she is going through tough physical training. Each day she runs 3 miles and kills a deer with her bare hands, in addition to a rigorous gym schedule.
“Oprah’s studio is the bleeding heart of Chicago liberalism. I’m a pilgrim in the lion’s den down there. I’ve seen these types of shows. I know what happens.” Palin had her personal trainer throw chairs at her, which she would mostly avoid. “You never know what left-wing wacko will want to get a piece of the Maverick.”
Palin also spent an hour in a butcher’s freezer punching a large slab of meat. “You see this cow?! I killed this myself! That’s how we do it in Real America! Yeah!”
Her training is not just for a possible physical confrontation though. “My preparation is both mental, and physical,” insists Palin. “They try to trip you up by asking meaningless trivia: ‘find China on a map’ ‘what’s the Bush foreign policy?’ Whatever, I’m gonna be ready.” According to her trainer she spends hours each day playing sudoku and quizzing herself from Trivial Pursuit cards. “She tried reading the New Yorker once, but got frustrated and shot it with a gun. That gun scares me.”
Sarah Palin is covering all her bases in making sure she isn’t blindsided by the show. “I’m gonna handcuff Todd to a chair before I leave Alaska. Then I know you aren’t pulling one of those crazy, ‘your husband is really a woman’ kinda shows.”
Palin will be appearing on the Oprah Winfrey program November 16th.