LOS ANGELES, CA – President Obama called Kanye West, off the record, a jackass. Kanye has shot back saying now the President can call him a Republican.
“I now pledge to use all my power, all my fame, and all my influence, to further the Republican cause.” Kanye made this pledge in a press conference yesterday. The self proclaimed ‘voice of this generation, of this decade’ went on to elaborate some of his new plans.
“I’m gonna tell all the world about what Obama’s doing wrong. On the drive here I wrote half an album what he’s doing wrong. I could write another song about it right now. Hold on a sec,… (mumbling) ba dubba dubba bada ba…
Talkin’ bout Obama, he really shouldnt’ botha, acting like our fatha’, gonna take away your dolla’s, um…”
One of his new Republican supporters, a former Fortune 500 CEO, pulled him back from the microphone, suggesting he not share “all of the magic too soon.” Kanye came back shouting, “President Obama doesn’t care about other black people!” The handful of other Republicans in the room cheered in support.
When asked what causes he would now support, Kanye replied, “I am one of the greatest and most influential artists of this time, of this generation, working now. With my music I’m going to take on Obama’s base, and pull people towards Republican values. I’m gonna tell people about Obama’s Death Panels. I’m gonna tell people about traditional values, like corporate tax breaks. I’m gonna sing out against gay people and immigrants, cause they both wanna change America into something else. I’m gonna talk about torture, cause that’s in the Bible so it’s gotta be okay. And how God’s Will is a free-market economy.”
Kanye’s Republican handlers pulled him away again and called an end to the meeting. Kanye’s next album, called “Doing it RIGHT”, will feature a R&B duet with Michelle Malkin. It is expected in stores before year’s end.
he is the world biggest JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kanye is so dumb he needs to get real
Did he really say the greatest and most influential artist of this time? Wow he is on some stronger drugs than I thought. He def needs to just retire I'm quite sure we'll do fine without the bafoonery. He behaves like a child… He obviously hasn't grown from the msg God sent him smfh
Still a jackass
yes a jackass and a racist to boot!!!!
Kanye is an idiot.
R u serious. Real people act like jackasses sometimes. Period.
kanye has got to be the stupidest ppl on earth
LMAO how stupid are all of you guys, this is obviously a satirical article. And a great one at that.
Oh man…
He's going the way of MJ. I won't be sad to see Kanye kick the bucket, though.
I'm feeling u soooo much on that one..
SERIOUSLY!! PLEASE take him back!
my point exactly!
Oh- Kayyy thennnn . . .
RAP RETARD DEFECTS TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY …What a nice gift for the Democrats.
I’m gonna tell people about Obama’s Death Panels. I’m gonna tell people about traditional values, like corporate tax breaks. I’m gonna sing out against gay people and immigrants, cause they both wanna change America into something else. I’m gonna talk about torture, cause that’s in the Bible so it’s gotta be okay. And how God’s Will is a free-market economy.”
The man is an intelligent and well read person. The Republican Party is lucky to have him. Thank God I am a Democrat.
RAP RETARD DEFECTS TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY …What a nice gift for the Democrats.
what an idiot, go ahead and support the republicans with all the other jackasses like Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck and the list goes on … no one takes them seriously either . You should form your own party , the PISS party… Pretentious Idiotic Self absorbed Star party. and piss off
This sounds like a TV plot for the Fairly Oddparents or something. It's too AWFUL to be taken seriously? WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS!? And..I'm not even an Obama supporter, I just hate Kayne West now for being SUCH an arrogant, egotistical assh*le. YUCK
Taylor Swift is dumb.
lol …kanye give up life only thing he wants now is attention…what a fool it really makes me laugh inside
STILL A JACKASS
d bag overflow!
It the only true statement to escape Obama's lips, how long before he calls up Kanye and Taylor to have a beer summit? Kanye and Obama are both jackasses!
So my first thought was right, Kenye is insane. First Whitney, now this…
"“I now pledge to use all my power, all my fame, and all my influence, to further the Republican cause.” Kanye made this pledge in a press conference yesterday."
So where's he gonna get any of that?
my mother passed too and you dont see me acting like a completely offensive and overdramatic moron. comments about his mother just make kanye sound even more like a baby then he is acting. obama was saying it like he saw it, along with the rest of the world. leave it to kanye to look like a fool and slam the whole democratic party because of one mans opinion. you wanna be a republican. fine, but be one for a good reason, a just reason, not because your fighting back tears and embarassment that the president called you jackass, which clearly you are. why not use your talent in ways to make the world a better place, instead you use your fading lack of popularity to bash human rights issues and make joke out of what traditional values this country should have. the only thing you are really making a joke out of is yourself. you are a bad excuse of a public entertainer, whos talents were thrown on the backburner when you started using obnixious publicity stunts to further your sizzling career.
Well, I want to start by saying…. I haven't heard anyone think that what Kanye Pest did during the VMA was right or justified. I don't think there is anyone in the Rap industry that is more full of themselves. I 'm not going to say that he isn't talented because he is, but I'm no longer a fan because he's ego has become far too large for my liking. As far is President Obama calling him a Jackass. I don't really think anyone disagrees with that. I'm pretty sure I called him worse than that when I saw it on the news. I think the press conference that Kanye had was a joke. Why effect does this idiot really think he is going to have on people? You can tell he doesn't know what he's talking about. Stick to rapping Kanye. You don't have a future in politics.
That's what happens when you bring a ghetto bug out of the slum hole he crawled out of and dress him up with designer clothes that he cant even pronounce the name so they have to abbreviate (FUBU) because he's to stupid, and take him to an award ceremony were their are PEOPLE with class.
Amen brotha! That ghetto thug cant find his way out of a paper bag…but unfortunately somehow found his way to the vma's. I guess the saying is right; you can take the trash out of the ghetto, but not the ghetto out of the trash….Holla!
honestly kanye what a racist and an idiot: he's actually the greatest example of self-destruction way to ruin your career you re gonna be a dead artist very soon…. I deleted all my playlists already….
that's so stupid it's GOT to be a publicity stunt.
Kanye is an idiot… and of course he had to make it about race, last time I checked the pres. is black and so are you and he does care about black people and white people its not 1920 anymore, although if it was u wouldn't be allowed to speak your mind and that would be a good thing for all of us!
What a total Jackass. I am a republican however I completely agree with Obama on Kanye being a complete D-Bag!
A lot is two words..
You guys are all retarded or something? This is Satire of course. If this was true there would be video to support it. Wow people in this country can't take comedy seriously.
thats one dumb black man there,once u get ontop u forget whos below u..well thats what u get for tryna be h.o.v wen h.o.v is still alive!!!stick to producing homie!
The people who hate Kanye for criticizing Obama, loved Kanye when he was bashing Bush. It's funny to see people suddenly become angry, thin-skinned, and humorless when the political shoe is on the other foot. LOL!
This entire article is a joke, right?
No, Kanye does not make BLACK people look dumb; everyone is accountable for themselves. However, you just made YOURSELF look dumb by that comment. If one person makes you look at a whole group of people a certain way that means you WANTED to see them as such and that's how you feel inside. Make yourself look "better" and just admit that next time, Melody.
SMH
In the 3rd line "to" should be spelled "too" and on the 4th line "their" should actually be "there." Don't be so judgmental, and if you are, at least be grammatically correct if nothing else! 🙂
Youba,
Indeed, the press conference was a joke. You see, this whole article is a joke designed to bring out racist remarks and to spread negativity. Don't fall into the trap! 🙂
I'm so embarresed by him, I used to respect him…
These republicans are even more moronic for teaming up with Kanye. Kanye and his new "crew" are obviously both using each other for publicity. It is even more hilarious with the comment he made about speaking out against gays, he is obviously ridiculing the republicans. Do they not remember the lecture we all got about not using the word "gay" as a slang for something negative because his cousin is supposedly gay? Do they not remember all the "open up your minds" speeches he gave on behalf of the gay community?
I don't honestly think he cares about gay rights, I'm sure that was just another public topic he used for publicity.
That's all he is, a publicity whore who doesn't really care about any issues, and the Republicans who are pretending to support him are just showing how desperate their party is right now and that they are scared of this country actually being run by the people.
no matter what you think of Kayne, you shouldn't call him retarded. It's a slur and has no place here.
kanye, I'm happy for you, amma let you finish, but u r by far one of the biggest celebrity jackasses of all times.
Jackass. Thanks for twisting the God into it the wrong way
Wow I hate kanye west a lil more, I seriously would not want my lil brother looking up to him he's such an idiot.
Who died and made him the best entertainer? This dude, I mean dud, takes himself too seriously. He's the biggest jerk and idiot out there. I'd much rather have Michael still her and let this idiot be gone. I literally hate this ugly dude. Why the hate speech against gays, when he's one and so is his girl.