Pakistani Taliban’s leader alive according to his twitter account.
After conflicting reports last week Baitullah Mehsud set the record straight on the state of his health.
“OMG You guys! Totes not Dead! Just sick after some bad schwarma last week. BLARG!”
This post came in response to numerous news stories based on reports from the US CIA and UKs MI6 that Baitullah had been killed in a missile strike earlier that week.
He later posted “Jeanine won SYTYCD?? FTW?!!” and “UGH still on toilet! 😦 PS: Death to the infidels.”