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WORLD’S LARGEST NUTELLA HEIST!
BERLIN — These thieves really have sticky fingers. Yummy sticky fingers.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
THE MOONSHINE DIET
You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!
RED ARCS THREATEN TO DESTROY EUROPE
Glowing red arcs, invisible to the naked eye, may destroy Europe by June, 2013.
GIANT TARANTULA
The giant tarantula is as big as a basketball.
MEN ON “ENDANGERED SPECIES” LIST
Men are going extinct and scientists have now put them on the “endangered species” list.
BAT BOY UNCOVERED
Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
MONSTER BARRACUDA
A world record barracuda was snagged in Angola. It’s over 7-feet long, 102 pounds. It’s a world-record fish. Fishing for tarpon was slow on the…
CHICAGO: MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP
Chicago passed a law requiring each household to own a gun as a way to keep crime down.
JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED
Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.
