I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
Tiger Woods lost (again) at the U.S. Open. This time he blamed his loss on a voodoo curse his ex-wife placed on him.
Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
Most aliens who visit Earth are dwarfs who stand less than 4 feet tall! So says physicist David Webb.
NEW YORK, NY – A Lego fan and artist has built a cello completely out of Lego bricks, and it even plays!