NEW YORK, NY – Due to the economic crisis banks, credit, and collection agencies are employing ninjas to collect outstanding payments.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
Wild hogs are roaming loose in Atlanta… and residents are running for their lives!
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
The Chaos Cloud moved in over Virginia and set his ominous scowl.
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
The Zeppelin is flying again. And President Obama is going to be the first passenger!