WAYNESBORO, GA – A Georgia woman found a seven-foot tall Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in her front yard.
A swarm of locusts covered Detroit yesterday, raising fears that Chicago could be next.
BEIJING — Archaeologists have discovered the world’s oldest known primitive writing, dating back 5,000 years.
African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
Iran is planning to bomb Hollywood over the Oscar-winning movie Argo because of its ‘unrealistic portrayal’ of the country.
I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.
Wild leprechauns have moved into Seattle and are responsible for thousands of vicious attacks.
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
UPDATE: NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in November of this year.
Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!