A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
TOKYO – A giant bluefin tuna got a record $396,000 in the first auction of the year at the world’s largest wholesale fish market.
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!