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CRAZY ANTS ATTACK!
DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!
WORLD’S BIGGEST SHARK
The catch set the record for the biggest mako shark and is one of the biggest of any catch ever.
STUDY: CRONUTS RAISE IQ
A study has revealed that eating the latest new breakfast food – Cronuts – raises IQ by 20 points. Cronuts – are a combination of croissants and donuts…
UFO CRASHES INTO VOLCANO
A spaceship from Planet Gootan has crashed into a Mexican volcano.
FLYING DOGS
The annual Alabama Flying Dog Competition was held last weekend, and there were some amazing competitors.
OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A RAISE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
IRS TO HOLD DANCE MARATHON
The Internal Revenue Service will sponsor the first National Dance-A-Thon to raise money for IRS workers.
OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
MERMAIDS IN MIAMI!
Scores of mermaids were spotted on the shores of Miami Beach this week.
ASTEROID TO BOUNCE OFF EARTH TODAY!
An asteroid will pass by the Earth on Friday, bumping into the North Polie then spinning away.
