A swarm of locusts covered Detroit yesterday, raising fears that Chicago could be next.
BEIJING — Archaeologists have discovered the world’s oldest known primitive writing, dating back 5,000 years.
African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
Iran is planning to bomb Hollywood over the Oscar-winning movie Argo because of its ‘unrealistic portrayal’ of the country.
I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.
Wild leprechauns have moved into Seattle and are responsible for thousands of vicious attacks.
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
UPDATE: NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in November of this year.
Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
Megyn Kelly shocked the cable news world today by announcing she is leaving Fox News to focus on her modeling career.