LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED!

ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake Erie Monster.  A team of Weekly World News reporters tracked …

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GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH

NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing …

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SIAMESE KANGAROO AT KANYE’S SUNDAY SERVICE

ST. LOUIS, MO – Siamese Kangaroo has been stalking Kanye West for the last month and he showed up again, this time at Kanye’s Sunday …

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BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a …

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TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect …

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HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!

Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is …

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IT’S BADGER MILKING SEASON!

Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull.  While cattle and sheep may be Britain’s most common farm animals, badgers have been domesticated …

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BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!

NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby!  Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate …

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