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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JULY 13, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Expect some fireworks! Everyone’s going to celebrate your good news – and come around to help you spend it!

This wonderful, welcome cash comes from a local raffle you forgot you entered. Be a generous winner.

A member of the opposite sex has an eye on you. You could get very used to being with this person!


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

You’re on the right track! Worries disappear over the next few days. You’re doing everything right in the way you handle those dollar bills.

Don’t be shy! Go with the good feeling that the one you like actually loves you.

Do some good ol’ tidying up around the home. You can make it look good.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Be extra good to yourself! Go out and get that new easy chair – it’ll do your poor back good. Just make sure the store gives you the right price break.

Stay clear of lovey-dovey stuff until Friday. The weekend will be a “heavenly” one for you and a sweetie.

Help someone who’s in difficulties in a public place and you’ll get a reward that’ll really surprise you.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Your timing’s right on the button! Everything’s working just as you dreamed – and planned – it would.

You see at last that hard work and ambition can get you exactly what you want – so keep up the good work!

A phone call brings thrilling news. It won’t surprise you to hear that the family you love so much is about to get bigger.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Play to win! Your self-assurance, coupled with your sunny nature, wins you an admirer who will soon make life for you and yours much more pleasant.

Money problems have been on your mind. Erase them! Shortness of cash will be just a bad memory because that work you did is going to pay off at last.

Depend on a relative to set you right about old family business.


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Be good to yourself! Others will follow your example, and maybe even let you get away with murder around the house.

Too much daydreaming could throw a monkeywrench into a really clever plan to get some more cash.

Concentrate on what you’re up to, and you’ll be carrying your success to the bank. A loved on is acting greedy, but it’s only for your time, so be generous!


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Polish up your smile! Pack up your troubles. Don’t reveal what’s really on your mind. When you don’t whine, your world’s eager to help you with a loan or a hand.

Butter up those who can help. They’ll love it – but you’ll know who’s really in control!

Your search for romance pays big dividends this weekend, as your sweetie suddenly gets the urge, too.


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

You’re in demand! Extra work is coming your way, just when you need it for those nasty time payments. You’ll surprise everyone but yourself with what you get done.

Start seeing a movie a week. Apron strings are meant to be untied. Drop that homey life-style and start painting the town.

A loved one will love to see you kick up your heels.


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

You can’t lose! Cash just seems to drop into your lap this week. Steer clear of money matters on Friday, but the rest of the week will be lucky, lucky, lucky for money-making dealing and wheeling.

Party with trusted friends.

Listen to romantic songs. You need reminding of romance. Love’s still out there, just waiting for you to notice him or her!


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Put your foot down! That idea you’ve got is a winner. Tell your partner to put their money where their mouth is. Or go it alone – and bank those bucks you earn all by yourself!

A loved one’s set a goal to bring you happiness by week’s end. Don’t sit back and wait for it. Help them out!

Pay attention to the message in a dream filled with warmth and fun.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Fun and love are in your cards! Play them right, as only you know how, and you’ll have the night of your life.

Put money decisions on the back burner for the next two weeks.

Stick with a reliable way of making money until you’re sure of a deal that’s either a totaly winner – or a real shady maneuver. No matter what, you won’t lose – and you may make a lot.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Go get what you want! You get away with making outrageous – or even silly – demands because you’ve got the look of a winner.

People hop to do what you want in the next few days because they want a piece of your action.

Don’t share a treaure you’ll unearth in an old box. That’s for you alone to enjoy!