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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MARCH 30, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic

aries
ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Be a little sentimental. An old flame burns for you. Even if you don’t want to rekindle the fire, recreate some of the old times. Who knows, you might enjoy yourself more than you’d thought!

One of your short cuts is going to make the news. Play it right and you could make some money out of the situation.

A spat over nothing at home is going to make you crazy. Knock some heads together!

taurus
TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Answer that ringing phone! The phone is going to keep you busy all week, but don’t let an opportunity go by. You’ll feel like slapping yourself if you miss that one special ring.

People are drawn to the good advice you dish out. Pretty soon you’re going to feel that you ought to charge for all the support you give.

Think about it. You could make some money! A deal will come off without a hitch.

gemini
GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

How’d you like to be in the movies? Warm the hearts of those loved ones far away by sending them a home video.

When it comes to a decision about how to spend some hard-earned cash, stand on your own two feet. You’ve got the financial smarts to make the most of this nest egg.

Watch for a special commercial on TV. It will remind you of something you promised to do for a real cutie.

cancer
CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Don’t hold back! You can get away with playing up all your best qualities this week.

You’re feeling bigger than life and it looks good on you – and it’s attracting a very interested member of the opposite sex. Romance is on a roll, too!

Something large and blue is going to deliver good fortune right to your door. Use the gift with a certain amount of caution – it will give you power over your loved ones.

leo
LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Do something for yourself. Of course it’s inspiring how you always think of others first, but do something for yourself for a change.

You need a spree! And you get to choose what kind of bustin’ out you go on.

Someone’s going to meddle in your love life – and you’re going to love it! That tasteful but naughty hint will do more than you can imagine today – tomorrow you’ll know just how much.

virgo
VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

You’re due for a break. Change your daily routine and scenery. Everyone will notice how perky and “up” you suddenly are – and they’ll start sending good tips and treats your way.

Get rid of some of the old stuff that’s been cluttering up your life.

One item that you’ve kicked around for years will bring you enough cash to buy a swinging weekend with someone who loves you.

libra
LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Look before you leap. An old “friend” is trying to drag you into a moneymaking deal that’s more than a little bit shady. Stand up and saw “no way!” even if it hurts.

Extra cash is coming your way soon, though. Look for it in a beat-up manila envelope.

A love from the past is trying to resurface. Do you want a trip down Memory Lane or do you feel things are just fine as they are? Listen to your heart and then choose.

scorpio
SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Stand your ground! All’s fair in love and war, so don’t let anyone bully you where your heart is concerned. You’ll end up with what you really want – and you’ll be in seventh heaven!

A rich relative, someone who always acts like an uncle, wants to give you some money. Stop being polite! You need it and they can afford it, so tuck what’s offered into your wallet.

Look forward to a midweek day. You’ll remember it for years.

sagittarius
SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Rewards rain down on you. Everything you touch seems to shine. You can’t put a foot wrong – so take advantage of it. Get started on that project you’ve been talking about for so long.

Everyone knows when you mean business, it’s time to stop playing the fool.

Someone you like is taking a second look at you. Keep working on sprucing up your image.

capricorn
CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Puzzle pieces fall into place! You’re facing any unusual challenge in your daily duties, but you were warned about it, and now you know it’s nothing you can’t handle with both hands tied behind you.

You’re good – and now you know it!

Someone who has a crush on you is going to embrace you right out in public. Don’t bother to slug them. The one you really care for knows who’s got your heart on a string.

aquarius
AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

You’re grabbing all the attention this week. The big guys have noticed all the work you’ve been doing. Look for some real recognition to land in your lap before you know it.

Romance is in the air. Someone’s ready for you to walk all over them. You’ll both have a wonderful time.

Eavesdrop on a phone conversation and write down the phone number that you overhear. That number will bring you a pocketful of cash.

pisces
PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Your time is coming! Pesky money problems are going down the drain, just like old dishwater. You’re going to look and feel rich, rich, rich!

A friendship you’ve not really worked on brings you a good time with no strings attached.

Afternoon TV has a message for you. Watch or DVR any program at 4:00pm. It’s going to tell you how to keep your budget in order.