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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 19, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Turn on the charm! Go all out to make a good impression on someone who’s got the power to lay down the law. You’ll see proof – green “proof” – in your pocket of how well you’ve done by Friday at the latest!

A happy-go-lucky buddy has plans for you. Be cool! Enjoy the unscheduled fun.

Look for a treat in the mail. Your sweet tooth has been remembered!


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Jump for joy! What you’d set your heart on ages ago comes true! Your sweetie agrees to whatever you want – at last.

You helped an old coot in the grocery store, and now you’re being rewarded for being polite. Say “thanks” and cash the check.

Clean up some of the “trash” that’s collecting in the house. You may love it, but you don’t need it.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Your sense of humor does it! A few clever jokes, told in a funny voice, and that crank, who’s been on your case for too long, is on your side. Good going!

Keep your mouth shut, though, when you find a parcel. It’s not yours now, but it will be because nobody is going to claim it.

Sell what’s in it. Spend the money on the sharp new outfit you need.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Do what your heart’s set on! Don’t keep putting off that trip to the big time. You’ve got the smarts to pull off breaking out of your daily routine. Accept that offer to move onward and upward on Tuesday!

A honey has your best interests at heart – that’s why you feel like singing at odd moments.

Surprise! Cash lent to a flakey buddy is returned – all of it!


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

It’s your week to roar! Everything goes well because you’re the boss. What you say goes!

You make mincemeat out of anyone who gives you lip – until a sweetie tames you with one loving look on Friday.

Your bank account gets a boost with a bonus you earned with six little money-saving tricks.


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Count your chickens! It’s time to hatch that in-home business idea you’ve been slaving over. Your success is going to astonish your nearest and dearest.

You’ll love laughing at the look on their faces when you take your loot to the bank!

Lunch on Tuesday gives a strange a chance to ask for your phone number. Write it down!


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

A hot tip’s got you hopping! It hasn’t been advertised – yet – but that local moneymaking deal is one you want to get in on fast. This is the pot – or at least part of it – at the end of the rainbow!

Someone pulls at your heart-strings at a late night shindig. It’s not your imagination. This could be the start of lots of lovin’ fireworks!

Just a little paint does wonders for that found-on-the street table.


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Throw in the towel! Say no more chores, no more worrying about home, family or bank account.

Spend Wednesday the most selfish way you can. Wallow in having a good time – and for heaven’s sake don’t pinch pennies doing it!

Look for auto contests in the paper. You can be a winner whether it’s filling in contest blanks or keeping your hand on the car for days!


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Nobody can resist you! You’re cookin’ on all burners and the day’s nasty little problems just seem to slide past you.

You can push family members into doing what you want without any back talk – so get them going on those household projects!

Some sweet talking and your heartthrob sees things your way. Celebrate with some cuddling – and the junk food you both love.


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Keep a secret! What’s close to your heart should be kept there right now. Careless chatter could scare off a romantic find, so keep those lips buttoned!

Get hold of a treasure hunter’s magazine. There’ll be news in it you should follow up next weekend.

Someone will ask you for a favor on Thursday. Do what they want and you’ll always be glad you did.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Do whatever you feel like! You can even behave like you just fell off the turnip truck – because on you being silly looks cutes!

ust don’t act too “country” when you’re asking for a loan. You’ll get all the cash you need if you just keep your shoes on.

A neighbor asks you to bring your stepladder over. Act surprised when you find yourseld hanging balloons for a party in your honor.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Throw caution to the wind! You know what you can get away with – so do it! Let someone else “take care of business.” You take in some heavy movie or reading time.

DOn’t hang up on that 3AM phone call. It’s a voice from the past who’s hoping to be part of your present!

A pizza order brings you a prize!