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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 5, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Go for the gold! Money, money and even more money are yours when you play your cards – postcards, that is – right.

Send in just five cards to a national contest, then wait for the phone call that says you got lucky!

You feel it’s more fun to chase than be chased. Carry a fresh red rose with you on Thursday so you can hand it out to the one you love.


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Keep those home fires burning! If you can satisfy the needs of your loved ones – you know what they want! – you’ll find yourself enjoying all the comforts they can heap on you.

There’s magic between you and money! Caress a dollar, bet it in a sports pool and watch it multiply!

Don’t be coy when a cutie from the past makes a pass at you. It’s a compliment on how good you look.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Take sides! A honey asks you to back them up in a silly squabble – and you better do it! Your reward will be an “oooh la la” evening!

Keep looking down so you don’t stumble when you see a cafe’s bank deposit bag. Your reward for returning it will be some good eating.

Chores at home drive you bananas. Pay a kid to take care of them.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Nobody can resist you! You’re full of yourself and everybody – including your sweetie – likes that.

On Friday you’re really cookin’. You grab for – and get – that position that’s seemed out of reach.

A lot of friends want to wish you well, so get a party going. Make plenty of sandwiches, then toast yourself with a pre-party cold one.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Don’t bet the farm! But if you do feel like taking a chance, and you’ve got a dollar – no more than 100 pennies – bet it on your birth date. You can’t lose!

A piece of mail warms the cockles of your heart!

The family’s youngest sends you a crayoned “letter.” Give the tad a thrill with a person-to-person phone call.


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

It only gets better! The week beings with a jump into the big time. Your careful wheeling and dealing pays off when the item you want is delivered right to your door.

On Thursday, trash becomes treasure when you take all those old clothes to the resale shop.

This “found” bonanza will put enough moeny in your pocket for a bang-up weekend.


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Live it up! Let your frisky friends lead you astray.

Dust off those secret plans for playing hooky. Sneak away for fun and games but do it by Wednesday to be on the safe side.

Put pressure on your romantic attachment. You’re both ready for a commitment, but it’s up to you to say the necessary lovey-dovey words.


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Aim to please! Clear up family differences by saying “yes” to everything. You can always say you really meant “maybe” when things have settled down.

Get straight in your mind what you’ve got to do to make more money. Extra cash is out there for you!

Sign up for overtime or charge the neighbors for the help you’ve given for free.


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Practice looking smart! You’re moving up in the world! If you look like you can handle it, you’ll be asked to make the big decisions – and you know how you love doing that!

More weekly cash is on its way, but that doesn’t mean you stop clipping store coupons. They help!

Someone is crazy about you, and you’re feeling crazy, too. Dreams are made of this!


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Stand at attention! All eyes are on you. You won’t be able to get away with anything sneaky, but since you’re doing everything right, it’s okay.

You’ll give a whistle when you hear the deal a friend has for you. You can’t help but make a few bucks on it.

Arrange a weekend filled with your favorite workout – lying in bed. Enjoy your kind of fun!


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Get cozy and comfy! Put people at ease, and they’ll fall all over themselves making things easier for you.

Life’s little ups and downs become all “ups” after a stranger returns a smile and lets you in on where the week’s best bargains are.

Flirting comes naturally this week – and your loved one loves it!


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

It’s full speed ahead! No one can stop you this week, any more than a kid’s wind-up toy can be slowed down. You roll right over the wimps in your path.

Look for money to be picked up doing odd jobs. You set the price you want!

A honey tells you just what kind of impression you’ve been making. Don’t blush! Take advantage of a major league compliment.