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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 17, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Enjoy every day to the fullest! There’s never been a better chance of your cashing in on a sweepstakes – all you need to do is put a stamp on your entry and sit back and wait.

It takes an oldster to teach you how to boogie!

Don’t forget this lesson in how to be cool. You’ll need it on Thursday when a cutie asks you to party.


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Put some spark in your life! Make a sweetie say “yes” or “no.” You’ve been fooling around with “maybe” too long.

Your hard-won patience finally pays off!

A money deal you’ve been watching like a cat with a canary is going to put some respectable change in your pocket.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Go get what you want! No one can resist you and your cheeky grin this week, so take advantage of it to ask for money.

You won’t get the entire sum you want but there’ll be no problem in getting enough to upgrade the kind of lunches you eat.

A stranger gives you a valuable tip in the greeting card section of the drugstore. Buy that card and send it tonight!


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Use your ears! Don’t write off any wild money-making schemes this week, but don’t put your hand in your pocket, until you’ve heard all the “ands,” “buts” and “ifs.”

A shy soul needs some of that down-to-earth advice you’re famous for.

Choose your words carefully and you’ll have a friend – maybe even more than a friend – for life.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Give a buddy a nudge! That “friendly” debt your best friend owes you really should be repaid – pronto.

Your buddy can finally afford it, but you’re going to have to say that you could use those bucks this week – not next year.

Go all out to meet that good-looker you’ve been exchanging glances with for months. Your outlook on life and love changes – overnight!


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Buckle down! Get all the small potatoes stuff out of the way by Wednesday so you can fly high the rest of the week.

A change of scenery will do wonders for your outlook on romance. Go see a romantic movie set in a faraway country.

A trip to the store has you finding a valuable ring. Keep it!


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

The sky’s the limit! Any far-out idea you come up with this week will put bucks in your bank account. Save some of that cash!

Down the line you could need that dough if you decide to build a bigger, better “mousetrap.”

Open your heart – a loved one is dying to share thoughts with you, but is too shy to say so. You’ll learn things that’ll make you blush!


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Glide through the day! You don’t need to lift a finger to make your life satisfying because others will do whatever you want.

Cultivate a rich friend. Win their confidence, borrow a grubstake and split your winnings 50-50 with them. You’ll have a “banker” for life!

The easy solution to a problem at home comes to you out of the blue. Just handing out a treat will make all the difference to a sweetie.


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Throw away common sense! This is the week to act like a gool. You’ll charm others with your unexpected giddiness – and get a free ride into a stranger’s heart.

Play this romance for all it’s worth. It won’t hurt anyone and you’ll pick up some good lovin’ tricks!

Leave no stone unturned when looking for money. Buried treasure is as close as a neighbor’s yard.


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

It’s a lucky number day! Someone has your “number” and is going to call when you least expect it.

Accept any and all invitations. One will give you the ride of your life – right into a secret romance!

Attack those pesky chores in the home. You get a praise that means more than cash for a job well done.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Take impulse by the hand! This week isn’t the time to settle for a comfy chair in front of the TV. Spend a night out on the town!

Sharing a good time makes your sweetie think you’re wonderful. Why not make a habit of it?

Check the listings for garage-type sales. Your favorite “collectible” is going cheap. Buy now, hold on to it for awhile and count on a big profit later on.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Say “I told you so!” Everybody who said you couldn’t do it has to eat their words now – you look like a million bucks!

Gamble with a loved one. Bet them you can do food shopping faster than they can. You know you’ll win!

But to be a “real” winner, give a prize to them – the one thing they’ve pined for.