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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 10, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

A favorite dream becomes real! You pull down the biggest prize in a store contest you entered ages ago. You’re really going to have fun with these winnings!

Let the family know where you stand. Someone may be upset and want too much, but not for long. You’ve got money smarts, and your loved ones know it. In the end you’ll get your way!

An old sweetie rings your bell!


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Shape up your nest! Let an up-to-the-minute friend show you waht needs to be done. It’s time your place looked as good as you do!

You’re in the mood to spend money on good things – and that cash is coming from a bonus you’ve earned but didn’t think you were going to get. Congratulations!

Loved ones do nice things for you – back rubs and a special dish.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

You’re a big winner! You’ll love what you win, too, in that store contest you filled out an entry blank for way last year.

Go out and have fun riding all over town – and include the family in the goings-on. They’ll love you for it!

Feelings of love will hit you hard on Tuesday. Follow up with cards and candy and whatever it takes to make you both feel smoochy.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Don’t fret! You’re doing everything just right. Those sad sacks stop complaining on Wednesday. That’s when you show them what taking care of business really means.

A loved one really enjoys being around you, so give them a treat and take them out for the night.

What you’ve been looking for is in a sale ad in a statewide paper.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Go for what excites you! Rearrange your life so that you don’t spend time with boring people. Tell your sweetie it’s time to shape up or ship out.

Start using that energy you’re so proud of. Get ahead in the money game your own way. Put that plan that’s just barely legal in action. It’ll work!

That buddy who’ll never let you down needs a hand. Give it!


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Do just what you’re asked! You’ll never regret acting so unselfishly. You’ll be paid back in affection – and a handsome mention in the will!

Clean out those closets. Stuffed in the back is a gift you forgot all about. Use it. It’ll bring you all the luck you can handle!

Someone you see every day is really on your side, even though you don’t believe it – and they love you!


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Get away from it all! You deserve a break – and the family’s going to see that you get it. Enjoy yourself, fling a little cash around, and come back ready to tear into real life again on Monday.

Depend on your free-wheeling money smarts, but get a few bucks into a savings account now. Money in the bank will make you feel more comfortable.

Hug a honey and get hugs back!


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Give love a whirl! It doesn’t have to be real – see a romantic movie or two, read a kiss-and-tell story. Just get your heart throbbing. You’ll feel a lot happier.

Your money situation is brighter. It positively gleams when you see the reward you’re due to get for being a good neighbor.

A stranger tries to involve you in something. Ignore the fool!


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Money hits you on the head! Don’t duck! Catch it before it hits the ground!

Someone’s left a little sack of cash on the top of their truck. Turn it in, but it’ll be yours in a month because no one’s going to claim it.

An old friend is eager to become your new love. This will be the affair of a lifetime – if you can get free of a current sweetie.


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Life’s looking up! You’re going to be feeling better and better as the days pass this week. Someone in your life is going to notice this and be even more attracted to you. You’ll enjoy this!

You’re going to get a share of a windfall. Share it in turn.

You won’t really miss those bucks and it’ll make all the difference to a youngster.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Do something silly! Spend money on a whim, play hookey, wink at a good-looking stranger – just as long as you have a ball doing it.

You’ll have new insight on a friend’s problems. Help out and you’ll be paid back with a luxurious new piece of clothing.

Cash comes to you just when you need it. Say “thank you” and get ready to spend it on the weekend.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Bells ring! Something about a newcomer tickles your memory – and you start thinking about an old love. Make a call. You’re being thought of fondly, too.

You’ll have enough cash to be comfortable by Wednesday. Enjoy all the fun times spending it can give you.

Pick up a shiny object on the street. It’s made of 14 karat gold!