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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 3, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Stretch out your palm! A relative is trying to give you soem cash you could really use – but you’re not picking up on the “helping hand” signals.

Take it! And don’t worry about paying it back – it’s yours to keep!

Go all out to impress a special someone. Any sprucing up you do will be noticed and appreciated.


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

You can’t lose! The mail brings you the chance to take a wild gamble on what could be the contest of a lifetime. Go for it!

A sweetie needs some encouragement to get over the dumps. See what a silly little gift will do.

A surprise phone call from a distance gives you a warm feeling.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Pull out all the stops! Celebrate whatever’s going on, even if it doesn’t seem like much. The family needs a night they’ll all remember for years!

A nagging problem will vanish into thin air if you’ll just sit down and think it over quietly for an hour.

Look for moneymaking opportunities around the home. Pick one and it’ll be like money in the bank!


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Say “yes!” You can settle a dragged-out dispute right now by agreeing to whatever’s proposed. You won’t lose out by giving in!

You’ve had your eye on what everyone else says is a “scheme.” It will be a moneymaker for you alone if you just have faith – and give it enough time to mature.

Choose between sweethearts. It’s not nice to string them along!


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Play it cool! You’ll find out that you do best this week when you hold your cards close to your chest.

But when it comes to your sweetie, don’t beat around the bush. Here’s where you need to say clearly just how much you care.

A wacky chance at making some money right in your neighborhood is advertised in the paper. Go for it!


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Get ready to rake in cash! Everything you touch this week seems to turn into money – and you’ll be finding wads of lost bills on every street corner.

An old friend, one you haven’t heard from in years, wants to see you. This meeting could make your sluggish heart beat faster!

If you haven’t heard anything by Friday, pick up the phone and make the first move.


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Get your act together! Behind-the-scenes efforts start paying off. Your reward isn’t only more cash in your pocket, it’s also more power to do what you need to.

Afternoon TV has a special message for you. Record the period between 3:00 and 5:30 and watch it until it’s clear how you should act.

Your loved ones will be thrilled with what you do for them.


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Shake yourself up! Poke in all the corners this week. You, your life and your home will be the better for it.

Put off throwing out worn-out clothing until you’ve checked every pocket. A long-gone family member hid some jewelry there years ago – and it’s finders keepers now!

You’ll get love aplenty if you give a sweetie a shoulder to cry on.


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Take a risk! Talk money with a stranger you meet in the store.

This is one time when someone who doesn’t know the facts can get right to the heart of the matter. Take their advice and you’ll end up with more money in your pocket than you can spend in a day!

Polish up your charm and you can revive a rocky relationship in minutes. Don’t forget to add a gift.


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Pounce on a hot tip! A younger person has a “sure bet” moneymaking idea and you’re the one to help get it off the ground. Together you make a great team!

Pay attention to your dreams every night this week. A passed-on relative is trying to tell you where a long-lost document is hidden.

Pull out all the stops when it comes to making someone you love happy. You’ll get a great cuddle!


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Nobody stands in your way! You can get anything done you want this week with less effort than it takes to lift a feather.

So be outrageous! Ask for things you thought you couldn’t have. Suddenly, they’ll be yours – plus an extra bit of cash every week.

You’ll feel romantic on Friday night – and so will your sweetie. Take the time to enjoy togetherness, and spend a little money, too.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Life’s a piece of cake! Bite off as much as you can handle – and the way you’ll be feeling from Tuesday to Thursday, you can take care of a big slice.

Offer to help an elderly relative with bill paying, and you’ll be rewarded with a family treasure that means more than money.

Let nosy loved ones know you care but that you’ve got to do things your own way – the right way!