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ED ANGER: DAVID LETTERMAN = DAVID BITTERMAN!


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I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!

The other night he made some weird joke about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by a baseball player at a charity event. I didn’t really get it – young people today have a funny sense of humor, I guess.

After some normal folks complained, Letterman said he was sorry, but not really. You could tell he didn’t think he’d done anything wrong.

I’m surprised Todd Palin didn’t drive his snowmobile down to New York City and shove Letterman’s stinky cigar where the sun don’t shine, right after he wiped that gap tooth grin off his face!

For a millionaire with his own fancy TV program, David Letterman acts more like David Bitterman. What’s he so mad about anyway? He’s got a high-class penthouse and all the booze he can drink, which I’m guessing is a lot.

And his big liberal hero, the Teleprompter Kid, is President now! Shouldn’t David Bitterman be happy, instead of telling jokes about some lady who lost the election last year?

Instead, David Letterman and his Hollywood friends seem madder than ever! Look at Danny DeVito. Remember when he went on TV drunk and stupid and joked about how George Bush was a stupid drunk? Well, DeVito made a drunk fool of himself again on tv this week — and George Bush isn’t around anymore!

Even Obama’s hero, Reverend Wright, is ticked off because every time he tries to call his favorite parishioner, sneaky Jewish people steal his cell phone!

And I thought liberals were about love and peace, and us right-wingers were the bitter, angry ones! I guess you learn something new every day!

I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!

The other night he made some weird joke about Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter getting raped by a baseball player at a charity event. I didn’t really get it – young people today have a funny sense of humor, I guess.

After some normal folks complained, Letterman said he was sorry, but not really. You could tell he didn’t think he’d done anything wrong.

I’m surprised Todd Palin didn’t drive his snowmobile down to New York City and shove Letterman’s stinky cigar where the sun don’t shine, right after he wiped that gap tooth grin off his face!

For a millionaire with his own fancy TV program, David Letterman acts more like David Bitterman. What’s he so mad about anyway? He’s got a high-class penthouse and all the booze he can drink, which I’m guessing is a lot.

And his big liberal hero, the Teleprompter Kid, is President now!

Shouldn’t David Bitterman be happy, instead of telling jokes about some lady who lost the election last year?

Instead, David Letterman and his Hollywood friends seem madder than ever! Look at Danny DeVito. Remember when he went on tv drunk and stupid and joked about how George Bush was a stupid drunk? Well, DeVito made a drunk fool of himself again on tv this week — and George Bush isn’t around anymore!

Even Obama’s hero, Reverend Wright, is ticked off because every time he tries to call his favorite parishioner, sneaky Jewish people steal his cell phone!

And I thought liberals were about love and peace, and us right-wingers were the bitter, angry ones! I guess you learn something new every day!