Seems some movie star named Megan Fox did what Hollywood types do best: bad mouthing the U.S. of A. to a bunch of foreigners!
Megan Fox is in some kind of giant robot movie, and she wishes that instead of destroying the world, the giant robot would “just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America.”
This is pretty crazy, since Megan Fox herself is from Tennessee, where the smartest guy is Al Gore, a big fat idiot who wants the rest of us to use windmills while he lives in a giant mansion. And he gets millions of people to believe him when he tells downright lies, plus they give him money to say them. (Hey, maybe Gore’s not so stupid after all…)
I hear that Megan Fox has a bunch of tattoos in some Chinese language but she doesn’t even know what they mean! That sounds pretty “white trash” to me! I bet the tattoos say, “Isn’t it funny what round eyes will fall for?”
If Hollywood had any sense, they’d make a movie about “white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America” giant robots! Hell, instead of giant robots they could be monster trucks, and their Bibles could turn into bombs!
And like Megan Fox, they transform themselves from white trash hillbillies from Middle America into stupid movie stars who hate the same people who pay their salaries!
Megan Fox needs to go back to standing around looking nice for as long as she can, which won’t be much longer anyway. When Hollywood is finished with her, maybe she could move back to Tennessee and take up snake handling or something!
With an amazing column like this one, I'm convinced ED ANGER needs his own radio talk show.
could i take out wee megan. i mean in the best possible way. my wife would not like it but megan might,
She Ain't welcome here no more.
Neither is Fat AL.
Fat Al and he's gonna tell a lie or two. (tune from Fat Albert)
I gotta big fat meat stick I can shove in her pile hole to shut her up if you'd like!
Fox Calls Wonder Woman "Lame" "She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don't get it."
Some people just don't understand what "truth" is what "make believe" is.
If her gripe is gay marriage, which is the only plausible unifying issue, she might recall that in California those who supported Prop 8, denying gay marriage, were the Obama block, largely black and hispanic. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It was Obama that made Prop 8 a blowout but don't count on Booberella to, ya know, actually know things.
And stuff.
I thought the smartest guy from Tennessee was Jack Daniels?
P.S….Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you'e Ed Anger in every way…I really mean…uh…LAWD it's so hard to be humble when you're Ed Anger ev-ER-EE Day-eee…but I guess that's why we love him – I made a funny…tee hee
Actress with empty head, also have empty heart.
I think we can all agree that Megan Fox is easy to look at-however, she looks far older than she already is, and I would not be surprised if by the time she is 25 looks at least 40. Not only that, but she should shut her mouth. She likes to pretend she's one of the 'down to earth dude-type girls', but she's an arrogant chick who doesn't know what the hell she is talking about when it comes to an actual opinion-or anything worth listening to. Anyone knows, the girl that was 'friends' with all the guys, slept with all of them too. We would all be better off if she just stuck to what she knows best-looking like she just gave a blowjob to any guy willing, but pretending there's some reason to defend it…way to go, Megan. You have just taken at least 17 steps backwards for the 'intelligent' woman you have attempted to defend. Awesome.
Says the one who said "Yall".