ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!

Posted on Monday, May 11th, 2009
By Ed Anger

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I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo. So I get stuck looking at it and I’ve got a pretty good idea what it’s about.

I hear a bunch of libtard writers are saying Obama is like that Spock guy. Well, I kind of see their point when it comes to him having funny ears and being a bit like a robot. But other than that, I don’t get it.

Spock seems way smarter than the Teleprompter Kid. I can’t picture him buzzing New York with his big spaceship, for one thing. And I’m not sure he’d bow down to a Romulan king, either. The Communist-in-Chief should’ve given that Saudi king the Vulcan death pinch!

Then again, America is getting to be a lot like Star Track because in both places, nobody has any money. And those fluffy Tribbles are just like all the goodies Obama’s doling out. There’s no stopping them, and they seem so harmless, but look out!

I hear that in Massachusetts they might start giving out free cars to welfare bums. No word on whether or not Ted Kennedy’s the one picking out the cars. Next they’ll be handing out lottery tickets, beef jerky and cigarettes, too, just so’s the welfare bums can same themselves some precious time.

And you and I, Mr. and Mrs. America, are forced to pay for it all, or else!

I tell ya: sometimes I wish I could get “beamed up” to another planet, cuz at this rate, Obama’s gonna wreck this one sooner rather than later.


7 Comments For This Post

  1. mntx says:

    Silly, Obama is Trelane from The Squire of Gothos.

  2. Jim Treacher says:

    If Obama ran the Enterprise he'd lay off 8.9% of the crew, blame it on Capt. Pike, and make a heartfelt apology to the Romulans.

  3. rick says:

    you will become one with the Obama

  4. PortcullisChain says:

    Are you one Herbert?

  5. bob says:

    Obama can kiss may ass

  6. Major Catastrophe says:

    Dick Cheney is a Romulan

  7. signofthetimes says:

    Ha ha ha ahahahahaha….Oh my, yes! You WILL do!! You sir, have awakened my funny bone and darn it if you haven't got me ROTF LOL…but I HAD to get back to the keyboard to let you know your wit is great…Salami, salami, baloney…I am not worthy…hahahahahahaha you cracketh me up….thank you!!

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