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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!


I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.

Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?

I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!

All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!

Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!

What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.

When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!

2,634 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!”

  1. Sky says:

    This is the most insulting thing I have ever read, ok first I am Irish. And I don't drink, my dad hasn't had two drinks in a row in 12 years, and my mom doesn't drink. Also i don't even like cabbage! Sometimes I have potatoes, but who doesn't? This is really racist and i actually can't believe it. I bet you have never even been to Ireland! There are good and bad people in every country, and don't try and tell me NOBODY in your country has never been drunk. Plus I bet you have Irish blood running through your veins because as we all know Irish moved to USA during The Great Famine. And Ok, we celebrate St.Patricks day, but can we not have ONE day to ourselves? It's all just a bit of crack. If you don't want to wear green and pretend to be Irish then thats fine, but seriously? You hate us because of our country and religion? That is scab.

  2. Yank Hater says:

    Americans really are fucking stupid, aren't they! No one in the world likes Americans. I'm Irish and I fucking hate Americans. I hate them more than the British, and that says something. I have absolutely no interest in visiting the US as I find the yanks extremely disgusting to look at, and also to listen to. They irritate the hell out of me, especially when they come over here and take up two or three seats per person on buses and trains, and talk loud so we can hear their creepy American accents (thinking we give a damn, when in reality we would rather see them being thrown off the moving vehical). Now run along, you fat little toerags. It might do you some good to do a little exercise for once. Plus, those Big Macs aren't going to get eaten by themselves, now are they!

  3. Tá mé hÉireann says:

    You are a sad piece of s**t, us irish are considered to be some of the friendliest and smartest race in the world whereas ye americans are considered to be fat, lazy, dumb pices of s**t and half you americans claim to be irish anyway because we irish are superior to you americans, face all of you americans are stupid a**holes

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  5. Irish gal says:

    How dare you say that about my country! We are said to be very friendly and yes a lot, even most of us are! I’m not saying there are no “mean” people in Ireland but all I’m saying is that a lot of Americans get drunk from time to time and not all Irish people do (some do, but not all) and what is wrong with being a chatholic, you know a lot of people are even if there not from Ireland

    So póg mo hón, and I think the rest of Ireland would agree with me

    Slán agus…racist much?!

  6. Sarah says:

    What a load of bullsh*t! I bet not one single person who is commenting negatively have ever even been to Ireland! What crap are you spouting about the irish murdering native-americans? As a country, we are neutral, unlike the americans who walk alongside terrorists every day of their lives! We have less restrictions regarding coming into Ireland but yet, its nearly always america who are encountering bombings! So I don't know what you're on about with your high obesity rates and people turning against their own 'beloved' country-america! Honestly, I don't see the point in anyone continuing this conversion as most of america are pig-headed and the russians above are only in favour of america because they've found a job there! And also, most americans claim to be Irish, half-Irish or even claiming to have the slightest bit of Irish blood running through them! So quit your biased bullsh*t and get some knowledge on other countries apart from your own.

  7. Shannon says:

    Ok …. I think everyone should listen to this .im irish and believe in our country and no we dont go around scoffing off potatoes with a glass of whiskey and to answer your question what did iteland ever do for america? Well here it is we built america thats right i said it while your country was too busy living the good life we were down on our hands and knees like all the other imigrants building your precious AMERICA and if the irish are so awful well then i’ll give you some advice dont come to ireland. There is more people in america that claim? To be descendents from ireland than the actual population of ireland so i guess your living with among the people you hate in your ha! Fantastic america . And for those fighting on about ww2 ireland stayed neutral during ww2 to show its new found independance . Eamon de valera didnt congradulate hitler because he was pro brittish and gave information to britain so hows that for friends ? And before you start on about the irish and the ira brittain invaded nearly every counrty it came in contact with “fact” back to ed nobody asked america to trow a parade on paddys day but i bet you still sit there and watch it like most of the other fuckheads who like to complain about the irish and no were not catholic preaching vampires we just like to believe there is something better is that so bad and i think america is the last place the vatican church would want to control? oh by the way your so called american ancestors stole the land from what columbus called indians so bitch please hows your america now ?

  8. TIOCFAIDH AR LA says:

    LOL WHAT A BUNCH OF JEALOUS HATERS ON THIS SITE, ALL YOU F@GS WISH YOU WERE AS PROUD AS US IRISH. ST. PATRICK WAS WELSH CATHOLIC BY THE WAY , NOT AN ENGLISH PROSTATE, LOL.
    THE ENGLISH ARE NOTHING BUT IMPERIALIST SCUM SLAVERS WHO`S HISTORY ONLY CONSISTS OF INVADING OTHER COUNTRIES, MURDERING CHILDREN AND WOMEN, TRYING (BUT NOT SUCCEEDING) TO DESTROY CULTURES AND SELLING PEOPLE AS SLAVES.

    ENGLAND'S HISTORY IS THE MOST DISGUSTING,STAINED AND SHAMEFUL OF ALL NATIONS.
    IM GUESSING ITS SOME PURITAN F@G WITH ENGLISH ROOTS THAT WROTE THIS SH1TTY ARTICLE BECAUSE I KNOW MOST AMERICANS HATE THE ENGLISH AS MUCH AS WE THE IRISH AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DO.
    NOBODY LIKES ENGLISH PEOPLE AND YOUR ACCENTS ARE SO GAY LOL.

    I LOVE BEING IRISH AND UNIQUE. WHEN EVER I VISIT ANOTHER COUNTRY MY IRISH ACCENT IS LIKE HAVING ANOTHER PENIS, SO SUCK ON THAT.

    KEEP ON HATING AND CRYING BECAUSE EVERYONE DESPISES YOU, ALL YOU ENGLISH PROSTATE F@GS.

    • konstantinos says:

      nahh bro its a Greek fa% that totally agrees

      Irish contributed what to the USA ? then again I could be biased

      all I see around me is welfare queens and losers on welfare

      I even tried to have business partnership with husband's nephew, personal cash upfront and still they don't give a shit

      bunch of useful idiots majority of them

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  10. NFL7 says:

    The statue of Liberty was actually a gift to the US from France so actually one of your greatest money-spinners had nothing to do with your lil' puritans. I am half Irish, half Scottish with French heritage and I don't take offence from this article because you are quite clearly a raving Republican with limited mental faculties and it's really quite adorable that you managed to even switch on the computer.

    • Konstantinos says:

      totally agree with this article

      my husband is Irish, I am not

      but I can definitely say that either Irish are useful idiots or completely oblivious to events, there are exceptions of course

      If there was a race of people I would deport it would be either Mexicans or Irish, or both since one has contributed shit to the country and the other is here not legally

  11. DFQ says:

    You fucking cunt,son of a bitch,prick,dickhead,motherfucker! You are nothing but the biggest mistake on earth you racist son of a bitch! You're just jealous that "Arabs' have oil and you got nothing but your mother's rotten 129 year old's pussy! Go suck on my balls you dick! I hope you die you racist ass worthless piece of shit!! 010

    • mehrheit says:

      Who would listen to this (obviously Irish/Arabian) cocksucking motherfucker? NO, DFQ! You can suck MY FUCKING BALLS. Not sucking your's. I bet the DFQ stand for dumb fucking quite Irish. Why do we even let you motherfuckers in hear? Potato eatin fucks! Go back to Arfica you dumb cunt arab irish shit-sucking dildo cleaner. Also your the only racist hear! Irish isn't a race dunbgfuck.

  12. reeko says:

    I hate irish and americans ireland are full of complete idiots who don’t no there ass from ther elbow and americans just like puttin ther nose in everyone else busnuess because they care about one thing .. Money . We must destroy all irish and american they are a waste of space time and good oxegen . Britan is the best country in the world both countrys have the biggest mouth and tinyest dicks america and ireland should be destroyed cause they both basically are fags !! East london rules !!!

  13. Suck my balls. Oh yeah, I don't have any, like you. You worthless wanker. Go throw yourself off a bridge, its more effective usage of time than what you're doing now, obviously.

  14. Hamish McCunningham says:

    How lovely to stumble upon a website dedicated to airing the views of racists who probably have never been outside their own country. History is a complex business written by the victors, so almost all the above nonsense words are not not built on fact but on prejudice. Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

  15. irish and proud says:

    I hope you die you worthless racist piece of shit, yeah I'm Irish and in Ireland we think some Americans are dick heads but at least we don't do this your showing yourself and you're country up, thanks for making me hate America even more

    • Gavanb says:

      Whatever happened to our supposed great sense of humour? This article is obviously a joke by some eejit. Not funny, but jaysyus lads, it's a bleedin' joke for fuck's sake. Youse are takin the fella way too seriously

  16. mike of bodom says:

    u jus contradicted urself, ur being racist 2, no offense

  17. oliver cromwell says:

    you dont look normal,what other race has little brown dots all over their body,red hair is not normal.the girls have masculine features and the men look like mutants.you think you look normal because you are surounded by freaks for most of your life.i have been to ireland you wont pull the wool over my eyes you two faced little freak.there is nothing more in the world irish love to hear than we love the irish,they love to hear that it gives them hardons.child molesting drunk assholes.

  18. mike of bodom says:

    hey im irish american, i dnt want america 2 die, i mite move sum where else tho if our economy gets worse

  19. maria says:

    i suppose but i kind of have the right don't you think since im irish and this guy "ed" is beeing racist toward the irish?

    peace out

  20. Crippsy says:

    American! who the frigging hell do you think your kidding

  21. Tex says:

    Youre to illiterate to be American, What sink estate in Darkest england do you come from, How do you suck down a potato you frigging retard, I`ll bet the british Tax payers are nice to you, You benefit scrounger

  22. Ned says:

    For once i agree with you Crippsy

  23. Crippsy says:

    So its ok to be a bigot against Londoners.
    As there is no room in your mind due to indoctrination by your Dad its imposible for an idiot like you to form an opinion without stereotyping.
    Every single one of your guesses and assumptions about me are miles out.
    I pity you,you fool.

  24. Crippsy says:

    Londoners dont say 'friggin' mate.
    Besides think I'd feel insulted if a know nothing Paddy loving wanker like you agreed with me.

  25. bryan says:

    like cut the crap, dont gata hate anymore. just accept the loss and accept a whole ireland. leave the irish alone for once both american and native

  26. Monty Stender says:

    You are really uneducated and thick.Not to mention very ill informed.
    Lets look at the basic diferences in terms of allegance to Britain
    WW2 for Britain started 3rd sept 1939,America joined us on Dec 8th 1941[thats 2yrs 2mths not 5yrs] within that time they suppliedwithout restriction or payment food,military hardware,intelegance and all basic needs required to enable Britain to survive,also at the cost of losing many of thier merchant ships in doing so. The on joining the war stood side by side with Britain militarliy as they have done every time over the past 100yrs.
    Now lets look at the irish contribution.
    Cowered under a white flag whilst thier government refused to condemn Hitler. Offered a refuelling base for German subs,gave agents to the Nazis to help give them British military information,their PM DeValera congratulated Hitler on the capture of Paris………These are your pals.
    The Queen did not apologise to the irish for anything,David Cameron did over one incident which is still up for debate.

  27. Monty Stender says:

    Why dont YOU stop hating the yanks they have stood as Bitains best ftiend for the past 100yrs.
    If you want someone to hate just look at what you have close to you.
    Had to sound a bit low life like you in previous posts so ude understand them
    Dont think your Britsh anyway….sound a bit greasy to me KARLO

  28. karlo2010 says:

    Oh get with reality you fruitcake the americans are only our friends when they want something you fool

  29. karlo2010 says:

    Wrong wrong and wrong again the irish government never condemned the nazis. Why? because they were NEUTRAL, do you know what neutral means retard? it means you are on neither side you sad pathetic muppet and the irish NEVER offered to to refuel german U boats. i suppose you can back up that so called theory you stupid egg. And the irish government never gave agents to the nazi you fool. With what you wankor Why don’t you stop hating our closiest friendly neighbours and leave the past behind where it belongs you arsehole find it very hard to believe your a brit because a normal decent brit forgets what happend nearly 90 years ago and moved on you illiterate dyslexic prick

  30. John IE says:

    “Bitains best ftiend”?? my god monty i think that sponge you call a brain is getting to you….Holding shit that happened 90 yrs ago, well then why don’t we not hold all the shit thats your soldiers did to irish people that happened 100 yrs ago or are you going to make up excuses for that? obviously you will but its all there.
    Thank god there are not as many nutcases or hatefull cunts like you over in london. Now off with you back to the ratholes with you and keep your hatefull opinions to yourself.
    Oh and word of advice, you ought to redo english your spelling is well off.

  31. Monty Stender says:

    It wasnt 90yrs ago you ignorant arsehole and the information I gave you about your pals is all proven.
    A wanker like you shouldnt have the right to live in this country.
    So weve all got to forget about what hatefull c unts the irish are so a foriegn pric k like you with no facts nor intellegance can feel ok about sucking up to paddys.
    You know fuck all about the history of this country and should have been drowned at birth.

  32. Lancashire Lad says:

    He's not a fool. He's an Englishman. And I dont think you are.
    He's dead right about the Irish,I served in Northern Ireland and I know.

  33. Monty Stender says:

    Butt out! no one cares what you think.
    Read your other posts and every yank on here has crucified you.

  34. John IE says:

    No yank has crucified me because simply they are too thick you fool

    And it has everything to do with me you fucking wankor

    Why don’t you come over and say all that shit to our faces you 2 face pussy

  35. John IE says:

    Yanks crucified me?? you must be joking, the yanks are too stupid to even know what crucify means you gobshite

    And I wont butt out, I am going to have great fun taking the piss out of you ya doorknob

    Your no more british than me arse is, not you or any of the wannabe forrest gumps.

    Anyway never heard of the name “monty stencher” did your mum name you after the family pet?? Anyway the name suits you anyway

  36. John IE says:

    What the fuck you shiting on about, Its typical that a wankor like you complains because the IRA attack england you but it can’t be worse than what the british armed forces have done to the irish for hundreds of years

    Stop your complaining you little wingebag and get on with that sad drowned life of yours, if anyone should have been drowned its you ya inbred toerag

    Stupid fool slapping up history like no tomorrow, grow the fuck up

  37. Cayden says:

    I am an american I am just curious to why you hate the irish so much.
    You can’t pin what the IRA did on all the of them so whats your excuse? WW2 which happened 60 years ago. Every country makes mistakes incuding great britain
    Accept it and move on, There are countries out their that made even bigger mistakes than ireland

  38. John IE says:

    My arse did you serve in NI or where you ever in the army you wannabe prick, you know nothing about NI or of the irish…stfu and stay out of this

  39. Monty Stender says:

    Agreed
    But everysingle Irish misfortune and shortcoming has allways been blamed on Britain by them.
    Weve helped them no end and they are still doing it ,we'd love to move on but its them who wont.

  40. John IE says:

    Monty I agree with you 100%, their are irish out their that won’t move on mainly irish americans, but to be honest their are many irish that have moved on
    Every countrie makes mistakes including Ireland and England, I lived in london for years and have many british friends and relatives so I don’t hate the british and many people that I know that are Irish don’t either
    I know the mistakes ireland has made but i am also aware the mistakes other countries have made also so to be quite frankly nobody is perfect, If you are aware of the mistake ireland has made then you should be aware of our accomplishments
    Every yank I have debated with has done nothing but put pure hatred in every one of their posts so obviously I am going to do the same to even it out
    No yank crucified me, they crucified themselved because the lack knowledge of the troubles or of anglo irish relations and their arrogance
    Yes a small minority of the Irish supported the nazis, a small bunch but that was well before any of the nazi attrocities were uncovered and the reason they did was because they were led to believe that if the nazi conquered europe that we would get NI back.
    I served with the british armed forces and the irish rangers and served in afghanistan and to be quite honest, the americans are only your friends when they want something, thats in my opinion an many brits I served with felt the same

  41. Monty Stender says:

    Good post John

  42. Lancashire Lad says:

    Seems like you know it all.
    No point in discusing NI with a stupid C unt like you.

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