I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
The Communist-in-Chief says his new plans have saved thousands of jobs, and he’s telling the truth (for once!). But they’re all government jobs!
Those idiots can’t get fired anyhow. And government jobs aren’t even real jobs. More like life long vacations in an ugly office full of stupid people.
As the great Ronald Reagan used to say, “Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.” We pay government bureaucrats almost half our money to do stuff we’re perfectly capable of doing ourselves for free, like losing important pieces of paper and not answering the phone.
That’s why the real way to fix the economy is to cut our taxes, and we can cut our taxes by getting rid of all those crazy do-nothing government jobs.
First, let’s shut down NASA. I call it NO-SAW. We’re been at it forty years, and a jillion dollars later, NASA hasn’t come up with one single solitary blue, bigheaded spaceman. All we’ve got for our money is Tang and a box of rocks.
After all those neat movies I watched as a kid, the real outer space turned out to be damn boring – just boulders in the sky with nothing on them. Not even Zsa-Zsa Gabor in a lime green mini skirt and pointy brassiere.
Some mice get a really pricey plane ride twice a year, assuming they don’t get blown up. OK, OK – the Earth looks really pretty from far away and you can float up in space. We get that.
If I was Teleprompter Jesus, I’d tell NO-SAW they’ve got 24 hours to show us some little green men or every McDonald’s in the country’s gonna have rocket scientists asking, “You want fries with that?”
Great post best laugh i have had in a while. To bad it is so close to the truth.
Who's to say shutting down NASA would save anyone any money or would have saved people money in the past? NASA has created many things that really have nothing to do with space, and have made brilliant achievements in space that could help us greatly in the future.
If you did just a tiny bit of research on the history of NASA, you'd realize that the point of NASA is not to uncover "little green men" or "blue, bigheaded spacemen." NASA was created during the Cold War in order to develop technology that could help further our military technology. In addition to finding out the reason NASA was created, perhaps you could dig a little deeper and find out what we owe to the space program. Just a little bit of research through google and nasa.gov, you can find out about a million things that have been created by NASA that you use on a day to day basis and probably would feel very inconvenienced without.
Sure, we all get where you're coming from. Big government is stupid, everything's going in the tanks and yet the government is still doing pointless things, but pick your battles a tad bit better and perhaps get your facts straight before trying to make a good point because all you've done is ruin a very valid argument.
I've been saying it for years-
Shut it down.
That would be stupid NASA is one of the reasons America is such a powerful country
You'd have to be an absolute moron to think shutting down NASA was in any way shape or form a good idea… that's all I've got to say if you can't figure out why than you're beyond help man
Lol, the great ronald reagan. Ever heard of the war on drugs, look up how much money has been put into that "great plan". Nasa has done more for modern life than you can imagine, nearly all the "space aged technologies" you enjoy came around because of their use in war and space exploration. Also, when a comets about to smack the earth, well be glad we can either go into space and blow it up, or get off the planet in time to save our species. Ed Anger, you have the typical conservative idiocy seen all over the U.S. There is no way anyone can ever make you think logically because you believe what the church and fox news tell you. But I beg you to investigate science, logic, and reason before you throw around the word communist as if its always a bad thing.
Why in the world shut down NASA? ED ANGER IS A IDIOT!
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