ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO

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I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!

For years, we heard how Bush was the next Hitler for keeping bad guys in a Cuban prison. The Teleprompter Kid said these guys were being mistreated. Heck, I thought beating up bad guys was the whole point!

Lemme at ‘em!

Well, the Communist-in-Chief’s gone and changed his mind. Now he says those terrorists were being treated just fine in Gitmo after all. Like that’s a good thing! Darn you, President Bush, here I thought you and Cheney were slapping these scumbags around all this time. What a let down.

In fact, I found out through the computer machine that the guys in Gitmo get interrogated in Laz-E-Boy chairs and eat so much fancy food that most of them are fatter than when they went it. (Maybe that’s to make them easier to spot and shoot after we let them go…)

I know one thing: this Gitmo sounds like a pretty nice set up. Cuba’s sunny and warm – as long as you can put up with the stench of international communism and the Castro boys’ b.o.

You think maybe the Communist-in-Chief can find a few bucks in his zillion-dollar budget to fly this here old veteran down there for a week’s vacation?

Speaking of which: I also heard on the computer machine that if you spent a million dollars a day since Jesus was born, you still wouldn’t reach the amount of money they’re spending in Obama’s stimulation package.

Frankfurters and myrrh, that’s a load of gold!

3 thoughts on “ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO”

  1. I'm on the fence.

    When the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor in WWII our country was shocked and immediately mobilized, we knew who the enemy was, and so it was easy to rally against them.

    In this new war, justice was never served for 9/11 victims and their families as it was for those brave heroes/heroines of Pearl Harbor, we were just as hurt by yet another unprovoked attack, a dirty backstabbing on innocent civilians by blatant cowards that, for the most part were so ashamed of what they were doing, they killed themselves in the process so as not to face their evil deeds as true men might.

    Guess what?! The Japanese of WWII had the same kind of people, they were called kamakazis.

    Killing yourself for your cause is stOOpid because once you're gone you can no longer be a voice for that cause, in effect saying you never cared at all.

    Was Gitmo and the other 'secret' prisons a wrong? I don't know. I didn't see the files on the individuals held. I abhor torture, but I also abhor innocent men, women, and children dying for someone else's beliefs. .

  2. obama really is the antichrist and he wants a new world order im batman and im going after him what do you think cos im not crazy the world is crazy. for spying on us and when we dont do what they want they say were crazy and want to put us away in A MENTAL HEALTH PLACE FOREVER. SO WE CANT TELL THE PUBLIC THE TRUTH. and that is what they are trying to do to me.

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