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ED ANGER SAYS, “SO LONG, KENNEDYS!”


I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!

It’s taken way too long, but it looks like we’re finally getting rid of that damn Kennedy family!

First Scott Brown won “Ted Kennedy’s old seat” – luckily it wasn’t the passenger seat in Ted’s old car!

Now it looks like another one of their spawn is getting out of politics. Patrick Kennedy says he’s not running for re-election in whatever carpet-bagging place he ended up stealing votes in.

Maybe he just got sick of having to keep his hair that way all the damn time, so’d people would know he was a Kennedy. I hear he’s getting a mohawk.

Anyhow, it’s pretty rich, because that Patrick fellow was just making fun of Scott Brown, saying his campaign was a “joke.”

Hey Patrick, I’ve got a few jokes for you: How’s about – “I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than hitch a ride with Ted Kennedy”?

What finally did the Kennedys in? Good old-fashioned American conservative values. Those values win every time!

Scott Brown has ‘em, and so do all the other Republicans who are gonna whoop the Dem’s butts in all the elections next year.

Good old-fashioned American conservative values are faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a funeral train, and able to leap Chappaquiddick bridges in a single bound!

At last, we’re getting rid of the druggiest, rape-iest, sleaziest, most accident-prone family in the U. S. of A.

The Kennedy die-nasty is over!

Want a little more Anger? Check out Ed’s own site at EdAnger360.com