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ED ANGER SAYS, “TAKE OUT THE GREEN GARBAGE!”


I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!

Every single day, I read a new story on the computer machine about how this global warming thing was just a scam from day one!

Now it turns out the WWF had something to do with all this baloney. I always knew TV wrestling was phony, but this is ridiculous!

How did a bunch of egghead pointdexters get fooled by what Hulk Hogan thinks about panda bears?

This is worst than last week, when the global warming guys’ “scientific research” turned out to be an article from an old Readers Digest they stole out of the dentist’s office.

It’s like I keep telling you people: these so-called scientists are no smarter than you and me. Some of them are even dumber! Turns out one of the big shot scientists is some weird looking old Indian guy who writes dirty books.

It’s true. And by Indian I don’t mean a real Indian like we have here, with their tomahawks and casinos and so forth. I mean one of those foreigner Indians who eat smelly food and pray to the statues with the fifty arms.

This Indian guy whose been telling us the world is going to explode turns out to be writing porno this whole time. The only “warming” is in this guy’s pants – or whatever it is those people wear.

He needs to go back to snake charming or running the 7/11 or working at the call center, and leave the science stuff to Jesse Ventura! At least he’s a red, white and blue blooded American and not some slimy foreign pervert! Hasn’t this outsourcing stuff gone far enough?

Want a little more Anger? Check out Ed’s own site at EdAnger360.com