America’s commie pinko traitors just had a hell of a bad week, and it’s just getting worse!
First, Scott Brown his pickup truck over Kennedy’s grave. Then Air UnAmerican Radio shut down, cuz as everybody knows, liberals are lousy listeners — even to each other!
And global warming tuned out to be an even bigger scam than even your old pal Ed ever thought.
Turns out those Himolayun Mountains aren’t melting after all – which is good because we were gonna let in a million Abomdibble Snowman refugees, and we’ve got enough problems with all those Haitians!
And we can’t let those damn foreign Snowmen take jobs away from our native-born Bigfoots!
Now I see somewhere that the Communist in Chief went to talk to some little kids and took his Teleprompter to the classroom!
At least George Bush read “My Pet Goat” right out of an old fashioned BOOK, like a real American! And Dan Quayle misspelled “potato” all by himself without help from any fancy gadgets, let me tell you!
Plus the lie-berals are so hard up they’ve got two folks mailing the same fake letter to hundreds of newspapers, talking about how great Obama is – and those genius reporters didn’t even check how these two could live in three dozen different cities at the same time!
Remember that next time the newspaper tells you about WMDs and global warming and what causes cancer this week!
Newspapers used to phone and check you out before they printed your angry letter – I should know!! I guess these days, reporters are too busy looking for new jobs to do the ones they’ve got.
How many times do I have to tell you? The only big media thing you can trust anymore is the Weekly World News!
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