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ED ANGER: “IT’S MULATTO MANIA!”


What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.

I didn’t think it could get any crazier – but for once, your old friend Ed Anger was wrong!

I don’t know who put malt liquor in the water, but all of a sudden, everybody’s saying “Negro”.

I haven’t heard “Negro” so much since I saw “Mandingo” at the drive in! I went to sleep and woke up in 1952!

And who’s going around saying it? That sniveling old commie creep Harry Reid! I knew Mormons were weirdos, but wow!

He said he liked Obama because he was “light skinned” and didn’t talk in a “Negro dialect”!

Old Harry tap-danced away from his comments pretty fast, but that wasn’t all.

What about when Hillary gave a speech in that fake “Negro dialect”? Or Bill saying something about “Obama getting him coffee”?

Now that Blago guy says he’s “blacker than Barack Obama” because “he shined shoes” when he was a kid! What next? Mitt Romney picking cotton?

Somebody explain all this to me, because those libs are supposed to be all “sensitive” and educated.

That goes to show what libs know. We’ve got our OWN colored guy, and that Michael Steele talks pretty good too – plus he doesn’t need a teleprompter. So he said “honest Injun” the other day. That’s not racialist: you’re saying Tonto won’t rip you off! How is that bad?

Anyway, I’m pretty happy, cuz all this means that the way I’ve been talking all my life is coming back in style. If all these libs can say this stuff, then to hell with it! I’m gonna start saying “mulatto” again, and my grandkids can just shut up about it!

Want a little more Anger? Check out Ed’s own site at EdAnger360.com