ED ANGER SAYS: “STOP BEING GAY!”
December 4, 2009 by Ed Anger
I’m madder a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
Every time I turn on the TV, there’s some new fruitcake on it! And I don’t mean that two-ton brown thing full of hundred-year-old green cherries and wrapped in plastic I get from my mother-in-law every Christmas!
First some guy with makeup and funny hair kissed some other guy during some awards show. Even the kid’s dad told him it was a stupid thing to do!
Now it turns out that mom on that old show was a lezbo all along! I always thought she looked kind of butch but come on: she was married to three different guys! Were they all limp noodles? What are the odds of that?
I always said that floor-ide in the water would turn us communist, but maybe it’s making everybody a pansy instead! That sure would explain things.
I don’t mind having a few fruitcakes around. Somebody has to invent new wallpapers and play field hockey and keep U-Haul in business.
That Liberace was ok. And that lady on Maude could be funny sometimes. But too many and everything gets messed up. I can only deal with one or two of them on my television at one time.
We need to do something about this craziness. Our schools need to bring back gym and the strap. If kids do get hit with a ruler these days, it’s probably one of those Euro-weenie metric ones!
This great nation of ours needs more real, red-blooded normal American men — like Tiger Woods!
