ED ANGER SAYS: “LAY OFF THE LADIES!”
November 13, 2009 by Ed Anger
I’m pig-biting mad! All my favorite right wing sweeties are getting picked on!
I don’t want my true love, Michelle Malkin, to get jealous or anything – but I’m fed up with everybody going after Miss California AND Sarah Palin this week!
I was hoping when Carrie Prefab went on Larry King, her sheer beauty would give the old coot a big fat heart attack so we could finally get him off our televisions for good. Not that anyone could ever tell if he was dead or not.
No such luck. Instead, the two of them got in a fight and she stomped off the show.
The weird part was: I couldn’t tell the difference between when she WAS on the show and when she wasn’t anymore! And neither could Larry!! She’s a pretty girl, but she needs a brain implant to go with her boobs.
On the other hand, Sarah Palin’s no dummy, but I was scared when she went on Oprah. What if Oprah got hungry half way through the program? Our Sarah could end up a being a Palin Burger!
I hear Sarah got away ok, but everybody’s still making fun of her for writing a book. They think it will be just beauty tips and parent advice and moose gutting how-tos, but that’s crazy! I may even read it myself and I haven’t picked up a book my wife bought me the last Jeff Foxworthy one and we stuck it in the spare bathroom for when people come over.
Anyhow: lay off the right wing babes or you’ll have to answer to Ed Anger and his shotgun!
