I’m madder than a fat kid at the end of the buffet line when the rice pudding is all gone!
So now they say that the Communist-in-Chief wants a mandate for federal health care.
A mandate? What does that even mean? Well, I’ll tell you.
Obama is a man (or so he says) and so is health care and he’s taking it out to dinner and a movie. And I bet you can guess who is paying for that night out. That’s right! You!
You know what happens if you don’t want to pay? You go to jail! And they charge you a big fat fine while hauling you down to the slammer!
Because nothing is better for your health than jail and being poor!
Now, I’ve never been to jail. I’m no criminal! And I’ve never been poor. I’m no bum! But I’ve seen plenty of television and I know how these things go. Prison is terrible for your health! What with all the shanking and gruel-eatting and shower raping no one stays healthy for long.
Don’t even get me started on being poor! Those people are so sickly they make me sick just looking at them.
So what’s the Communist-in-Chief on about with this disgusting mandate?
I’ll tell you! He’s trying to make you unhealthy! Whether its over-priced federally run Post Office quality “health care,” throwing you in jail if you say your don’t want it, or confiscating your tiny paycheck when you say you can’t afford it, Obama is trying to kill you!
Not only does he want to drive America straight into the ground and turn over the reigns to the Socialists, the Commies and the French, he wants to wipe us all out to make space for more foreigners!
Why not just throw a malaria blanket over us? It’d cost less and we wouldn’t have to build more prisons!