I’m madder than a mailman who’s run out of bullets!
For months now, you’ve been laughing at old Ed when he told you government health care would be like the DMV.
Well, hard as it is to admit it, I was wrong. Obama set me straight yesterday in his town hall. He got asked if government medicine would wreck all the private companies out there.
The Communist-in-Chief said:
“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine. It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”
So there you have it, straight from the mouth of the Teleprompter Kid (whose machine must have been unplugged right then):
Government health care won’t be like the DMV. It’ll be like the POST OFFICE!
So: when we need ‘em the most, doctors and nurses will be on their lunch hour. Or they’ll all get replaced by losers and crazies and clock-watchers who couldn’t get jobs anywhere else.
Now we know our brand new liver will end up getting broken on the way to the O.R., or get stolen by some guy in the back room.
Doctors will refuse to operate on us because our dog’s too big or our walkway’s too snowy or we’re just too old and too much trouble.
You just wait: under this Obamacare, we’re gonna have to stick special government stamps all over our butts if we want to get our hemorrhoids looked at! Just wait til you need a vasectomy!!
And then, when the heart surgeon’s had a really bad day, he’ll pick up an AK-47 and shoot up the emergency ward!
Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. President! I feel better already. And I hope I stay that way!!
It's very sad about the USPS, it's the ONLY part of our government run by its own profits. Look at all the wonderful stamps and such, but I know many people are paying their bills online instead of via snail mail (busted! guilty!) but I know that many of us still do count on always having the USPS, it's an American icon and it's usually much, much less expensive than UPS or FedEx, plus, they're more reliable, at least in my experience. I hope everyone will vote to keep the USPS because we've lost enough already.
wow, and right on target a postal wingnut SNW shouts about something he's too bloody stupid to understand.
Well said, Smith_ N_ Wesson, well said!
Do you people even know what newspaper this is?
I was studying something else about this on another blog. Interesting. Your perspective on it is novel. – To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. Attributed to Paul Ehrlich