Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.
“Training a man is like training a dog – you use rewards and punishments to bend him to your will,” says Dr. Jenny Rotondi of Los Angeles.
“If you stand your ground, he’ll be eating out of your hand in just a few weeks.
“I guarantee it.”
Here are eight quick and easy way sto squeeze “free will” out of any man and turn him into your eager love servant.
1. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. Before you can turn your man into your love slave, you have to decide just what it is you want your slave to do. Not every woman wants sex (or a man to clean the bathroom). When it comes to goals, shoot for the moon. Is expecting your man to scrub toilets, wash and iron clothes, wash windows, mop floors, bring you flowers, and make made PASSIONATE love to you AND work full-time to bring home part of the bacon too much to expect?” Heck, no.
2. CUT HIM OFF. Sex is the best training tool you’ve got, and denying it to your man is the quickest way to turn him into your slave. For some guys, you’ll have to wait a few days for others, a month or two – but sooner or later, he’ll drop to his knees and promise you ANYTHING if you just agree to hive him some lovin’.
3. DON’T BE AFRAID TO SHOW AFFECTION – AND TAKE IT AWAY. Men desperately want women to love them unconditionally and approve of everything they do. Use this weakness to your advantage by acting affectionately toward your man when he’s good and giving him icy stares and the silent treatment when he’s bad.
4. BE VERY HARD TO PLEASE. When your slave does something to make you happy, let him know that it’s O.K., but could be better. If he scrubs the shower clean, for example, make sure you find a few spots he missed.
5. DON’T PRAISE HIM TOO MUCH. Men who get lots of praise start thinking they’re acceptable just the way they are. An occasional “that’s fine” or “not bad” is plenty of back-patting.
6. REWARD BREAKTHROUGH BEHAVIORS. When a man cleans the toilet for the first time or mends a rip in your dress on his own without being coerced, a quickie love session or special meal will get his attention. Just make sure he understands the breakthrough chore is something you expect him to do from now on BEFORE you give him the sexual reward.
7. DON’T BE AFRAID TO PUNISH YOUR SLAVE. If he lets you down make him pay. If he’s embarrassed when you call him “a dud in bed” in front of his friends, for example, invite them over for a barbecue – and let him have it. Make sure he knows exactly why you’re all over his care.
8. TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS EVEN WORSE.
You must hold a grudge when your slave gets lazy or lets you down in any way. Bring up his failings often to keep him focused and avoid future letdowns.
, if my lady held out for a couple of months for some mind game bs i would look else where. mind games are retarded
stupid b*&ches…
Foxington Delaware should be shot for writing this article.
cutting him off will make him look elsewhere
This is sexist, anti-male propaganda. It adds nothing to the forum!
for writing this article
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sick and twisted – abuse begets abuse – you probably had a really effed child hood
This is the most offensive shit, I’ve ever read… I can’t believe this was allowed… Change “him” to “her” and see if it would be published… I’m not a Dog… And if any man who reads this and finds himself “cut off?” a relationship without sex is a friendship…. Dump any woman who thinks sex is a weapon!!!
I have to admit that the article is a little offensive .
however we can just take it as a joke superpad 10.2
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and not be serious .
I don`t think "cut him off"is a step~~
move to wisconson they are trying to make every one there a slave.
This should be 8 steps on how to have a man cheat on you or kick you to the curb.
seeing sexist statements make me a sexist
females ARE NOT better than males
and males are NOT better than females
WE ARE ALL EQUAL
if ANYONE sees themselves special because of their gender then they are the real losers who have no life and i really hope that all sexist people AND that b*tch of a psychiatrist END UP IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
Yes is true but I’m a man I will not allow my wife to do this for me,if I approach her and she start giving me comments to do this and that I will leave her alone I know she must come and meet me oneday.
I have sworn off men, I am happy dating other BBW’s (Big Brassy Wenches). Renn Fairs are a lot of fun as are just cuddling on the couch watching The Woodrights Shop with Roy Underhill on PBS.
The title of this article should be………….."Ten Step to the Fastest Divorce or Breakup".
Well said mate!
i agree
"DON’T BE AFRAID TO SHOW AFFECTION – AND TAKE IT AWAY. " is a killer one, I'd fall for that surely!!
This is ridiculous! We agree with cuisinemanager's comment. We rather just stick to what we are good with – selling light boxes here in beautiful Australia
Lol who the heck reads this?
Even though I am an easygoing guy, I would never put up with a woman like that. Plenty of fish in the sea.
I think this is most likely directed towards the bdsm community. Not so much for Vanilla lifestyle
I have gone through exactly this treatment for years now, but she does put up with me beating the shit out of her every other week. My advice, avoid the face.
No I believe this could work. On some men. Most women just aren't that strong. My ex was controlling like that, I eventually just got tired of her shit and broke it off. Women would you be a man's slave? Come on. No one should be controlling or manipulating the other. If they do something nice then it's out of love. Can you say the same if you manipulated them into doing it? I don't think so. Men if they are treating you like this well it's not love either.
Dude, this is a joke website… It's not real advice… XD
So many people are afraid to talk about sex, especially making their man a love slave. I love it! I think your blog is great!
8 STEPS TO TURN ANY MAN INTO YOUR SLAVE
Thank you, do you have any idea how many men would follow all these steps? I would, would this be something you like?
can i be urs ?
yes I have two guys,no BF,juts guys as sex slaves,,,its great,,,,any guys interested i am in Dublin 5
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wow, different way of thinking…