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8 STEPS TO TURN ANY MAN INTO YOUR SLAVE


Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.

“Training a man is like training a dog – you use rewards and punishments to bend him to your will,” says Dr.  Jenny Rotondi  of Los Angeles.

“If you stand your ground, he’ll be eating out of your hand in just a few weeks.

“I guarantee it.”

Here are eight quick and easy way sto squeeze “free will” out of any man and turn him into your eager love servant.

1. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.  Before you can turn your man into your love slave, you have to decide just what it is you want your slave to do.  Not every woman wants sex (or a man to clean the bathroom).  When it comes to goals, shoot for the moon.  Is expecting your man to scrub toilets, wash and iron clothes, wash windows, mop floors, bring you flowers, and make made PASSIONATE love to you AND work full-time to bring home part of the bacon too much to expect?”  Heck, no.

2.  CUT HIM OFF.  Sex is the best training tool you’ve got, and denying it to your man is the quickest way to turn him into your slave.  For some guys, you’ll have to wait a few days for others, a month or two – but sooner or later, he’ll drop to his knees and promise you ANYTHING if you just agree to hive him some lovin’.

3.  DON’T BE AFRAID TO SHOW AFFECTIONAND TAKE IT AWAY.  Men desperately want women to love them unconditionally and approve of everything they do.  Use this weakness to your advantage by acting affectionately toward your man when he’s good and giving him icy stares and the silent treatment when he’s bad.

4.  BE VERY HARD TO PLEASE.  When your slave does something to make you happy, let him know that it’s O.K., but could be better. If he scrubs the shower clean, for example, make sure you find a few spots he missed.

5.  DON’T PRAISE HIM TOO MUCH.  Men who get lots of praise start thinking they’re acceptable just the way they are. An occasional “that’s fine” or “not bad” is plenty of back-patting.

6.  REWARD BREAKTHROUGH BEHAVIORS.  When a man cleans the toilet for the first time or mends a rip in your dress on his own without being coerced, a quickie love session or special meal will get his attention. Just make sure he understands the breakthrough chore is something you expect him to do from now on BEFORE you give him the sexual reward.

7.  DON’T BE AFRAID TO PUNISH YOUR SLAVE.   If he lets you down make him pay.  If he’s embarrassed when you call him “a dud in bed” in front of his friends, for example, invite them over for a barbecue – and let him have it.  Make sure he knows exactly why you’re all over his care.

8.  TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS EVEN WORSE.

You must hold a grudge when your slave gets lazy or lets you down in any way.  Bring up his failings often to keep him focused and avoid future letdowns.

65 Responses to “8 STEPS TO TURN ANY MAN INTO YOUR SLAVE”

  1. mano says:

    I love to be a slave to a beautiful woman like sex any way you choose then I feel I give her all the energy is there any woman like that to send email

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  3. alaa says:

    thank you love

  4. Newnorm says:

    It sounds fair and perfectly balanced, where do I sing up

  5. jazzzmman says:

    Your turning men into puppies. Basically training them like dogs. The downside of this is once you've got him lapping for you attention you will become disinterested in him. Lets face it once you've conquered your man he's no longer masculine. He becomes a sissy. You've basically confiscated his ball. I'm just saying you'll become disinterested and eventually cheat on him. If your OK with that then go ahead and proceed.

    • paula says:

      have you not heard of a masculine slave.

    • ihatefeminists says:

      That will only work in bdsm community, on the basis that BOTH participants want it. However, if some woman tries to make men her slaves outside of that culture, she's a total, wretched c*nt and deserves to get beaten to death.

  6. GEORGE SPINDLE says:

    Enter text right here! WHAT PERCENTAGE OF WOMAN LIKE THEIR PUSSY LICKED?

  7. Me from here says:

    That is not going to work, women think the are no men that are great in a relationship. We are not perfect, like women are not too. But many men like to please their women, in any ways. Sharing things to do in home, staying together when it's possible. You do this, and through away your marriage in a few time. That is stupid. If i notice this behavior from some women, I just get out. This thought is sad. But…if you want to try. Try to run agains a Lion in the jungle. There are big risks, so.

  8. Terri says:

    My boyfriend wants me to be dominate and make him my slave. I have never done this but would like to learn how so when we see each other I can be dominate can some one help me

  9. i like it .it is good.

  10. guesswhatyousuck says:

    If some woman would try to turn me into her slave, i'd beat the ever living shit out of her and leave.

    This is exactly why i use prostitutes: women in general are so evil, manipulative, selfish, egotistical and just plain insane that i don't want to have anything to do with them, let alone have a relationship with them. Of course, most men are worthless wretches too.

  11. who?? says:

    This is exactly why women are treated like bitches.

    • ihatewomen says:

      Guess why i decided to become gay? Women are far too deranged, selfish and just plain evil to be allowed to be free. All women should be slaves.

  12. The Man says:

    This is why I will never stop paying protitues for sex. Because it fucking cheaper.

  13. anti feminist says:

    You women are evil. You should all get beat up. I only wish more men out there were women beaters. Fuck you bitches you really think cutting a man off from sex will make him bend over for you. There are plenty of whores out there he can simply find a cunt to fuck. All cutting him off will do is make him leave and cheat on you. What a brain dead list you have here Dr. Jenny. Wherever you got your degree you should get a refund. While your at it put on an apron and clean my house and cook my meal like a good little bitch does. I’ll make you my house slave you good for nothing brainless cunt

  14. Dave says:

    I bcame a slave to my aunt over two years ago,she is 58,I am 25,now her friends is getting involved,in discreet and private and suts us all

  15. strongbow says:

    oh but now it's on the internet so all the men that read this will be able to see signs if they're girlfriend is trying to turn them into a bitch and confront it straight on and she'll fail.

  16. rinklegulam says:

    femdom slave hare for u

  17. leo woman says:

    Cut a man off sex? and punish myself? Oh hell no!
    I would be sulking, crying, fighting and making collosal scene's if a man would willingly cut me off and then soon enough I would leave his cold coniving ass!!!!
    Would never do that to my chosen mate.
    I instinctwise scare lower ranking men away cause I am only interested in my equals or higher so do not understand why you would backstab your man like that, unless you chose an idiot to begin with.
    But why would you take/sleep with a mentally weak man if you had any selfrespect?!?

    Leo woman

  18. marvin says:

    You bitches are so fucking stupid…..i come from a family of women beaters…..you would get the shit kicked out of you quick.haaaaaaa

  19. marcus says:

    These are the quickest instructions to lose a man , don’t give him attention don’t give him sex he will go somewere else to get it , what a fool, I once had a woman try this kinda stuff on me before I dumped her off as far as I know she is still single , wounder why , treat a man right he will have no reason to go else were , manipulating people is for power freaks and sickos

  20. Femdomisgreat says:

    Hey there are plenty of guys who would find this HOT and love it. Hey I practically begged my wife to do just this to me and we are working on making it a full time thing.

  21. Elise says:

    lmao..
    I I find this really stupid, and men who fall for it are shallow minded fools worthless fucks that doesn't deserve to live..
    First of all if a man really wants sex from his wife.. he can get it no matter what, even if the wife denies it but that is less likely to happen in real couples and secondly.. a guy would wash your fucking toilet or even cook for you or sew your cloths if u just ask him (but not too often as its your job not his), only people who sees you as worthless female will refuse and tell you do it your self every time and when that happens just take a stand..
    and I have no idea who would be such a lowly fuck to allow u to humiliate him like a slave for a week or month or even a year without sex..
    These tards that submit to you for something so stupid are not men.. EVERY man has his pride to protect and wont fall that low..

  22. Stoolio says:

    I want my GF to completely dominate my life I also want her daughter to turn me in to her sissyslave.I am so weak but it is my destiny.

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