I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
Get real, folks! China has been bailing out everyone since 2008 and they own just about all of United States of America. I, for one, don’t like it one red bit! The Chinese are good for getting barbecue sauce out of my pants crotch, and that’s about it.
We don’t need them over here taking away our forks!
I’m sick of buying things that say “Made In China.” I want all Americans to start buying things that say “Made in Ohio” or “Made in Texas” or “Made in Bayonne.” We don’t need to buy any more junk from China that usually falls apart within a week. Either that or they poison our children with that paint they put on everything.
And we definitely don’t need any more fortune cookies! My lucky number isn’t 8!
Those Chinese leaders think they’re pulling a fast one over the U.S. Well, the Teleprompter Kid better wake up and give the Chinese a chop-chop to their wontons!
Those Chinese loan sharks think we’re a bunch of pansy pandas over here, but if they try to step on ol’ Ed Anger’s lawn they’re going to get a blast of dragon fire from my mouth.
Let’s face it, folks, we have to stop buying things made in China! They don’t play fair, so we shouldn’t play fair. Most of their stuff is made by five-year-old kids chained to tables, who are only fed monkey brains once a day.
Then they come to the fruited plains and insult Uncle Sam! The Chinese went to the White House and had that piano player, Lang Lang, play an anti-American song. I’d like to give Lang Lang a little Bang Bang, send him back to the rickshaw he was born in.
I’m sick of China!!!
I’m calling on all red-blooded Americans to throw their Chinese made products into the nearest American dumpster. 2011 is the Chinese Year of the Rabbit. I’m hereby changing it to the Year of the Eagle – the American Eagle.
So throw out all your Chinese goods! Order pizza instead!
Confucius says: Listen to Ed Anger. “He knows which way the egg rolls!”